Arthur was visiting Alfred's house. He knocked on the door outside and the door opened. Then Arthur saw who opened it. It was Tony.

"Who the f- are you?" The alien asks looking up at him.

"My word. I am Arthur Kirkland. Alfred invited me here." Arthur stated, rather offended.

"Oh, the douchebag." Tony says and then just leaves.

Arthur shakes his head and goes in. He closes the door and starts walking to where he thinks Alfred is most likely..the kitchen and he was right but..he really wish he didn't see what he witnessed.

There was Alfred with a cup of water and with his other hand, he was taking out his front four teeth.

"EGAD! Alfred, what happened?!" Arthur exclaimed, panicked.

Alfred was startled and almost dropped his teeth on the floor. He fumbled them and dropped to his knees and caught them. He sighs in relief and stands up.

"Artie, why are you here?" Alfred asks with a goofy grin, showing his gums.

The Brit's eye twitched. "You git. You were the one who invited me here. Now explain to me why you have dentures?"

"Oh it's nothing. Don't worry about it." He puts his teeth in the cup.

"Tell me now, you prat!" He demanded.

The American groans. "Fine. Mattie did this to me." He mumbled.

"Who?"

"Mattie, you know Canadia uh, uh what else? He looks just like me? Uh Bear?"

"Bear? Looks like you?" Arthur looked really confused.

"He was your colony from France?"

"AH! The bloody frog's kid. I know now. How did he do that to you?"

"Well, it happened many times. Let's just say when he's mad. It's scarier than a horror movie."

Arthur scoffed. "He wouldn't be like that. He's like me very mild."

Alfred immediately bursted out laughing. "Really, Artie? You're fuse is shorter than your height and that's already pretty short."

"Why you little-!"

"See. Now you want to hear the story or not?" Alfred said as he ran his tongue on his gums.

Arthur sighs and sits down on a kitchen chair. "Fine, make me some tea, the good kind not your American one."

Alfred went to it and then he put the kettle done on the stove and sat with him.

"Well, the first time Mattie knocked out my tooth. We were playing hockey and then I said he was a wuss and played like a girl. Then he did some kind of battle cry and and went all apeshit on me. He hit the puck and BAM hit the tooth out. I also kind of blacked out. Well afterwards he was all sorry and took care of me so I milked it for all it was worth and uh..." Alfred grimaced.

Arthur shook his head at him. "Well, it was your fault no matter how you look at it. You do not call a well respected child such as uh um him."

"You don't remember his name do you?"

Arthur gave him a hard look and they heard the tea kettle.

"Well go and make the tea. I want two lumps of sugar, no more or less."

"Fine. I'll tell you the rest later."

I spelled Canada wrong on purpose.