Authors Note: writers block! I used a random plot generator for this…
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"Why am I here" said a confused Harry Potter to the sky.
One minute he had been enjoying kipper in the great hall, next he was on a cruise ship with Voldemort.
"Potter" said Voldemort menacingly "I am having 'me time', why are you here? I don't even have my wand with me!"
"Oh? You don't? Well meet the sea!" said Harry as he pushed Voldemort off the edge of the boat.