Disclaimer: I definitely do not own Young Justice and as always, this is un-betaed. This fic is pure crack. Nothing should be taken seriously.
Warnings: suggestive dialogue.
"She was such a sweet girl."
"No, she deserved prison for what she did. How dare she?" The two guards stopped talking, staring at the girl they were escorting.
Artemis Crock, 18-year old archer and now criminal exited the door with her head down and with the cold feeling of handcuffs on her arms. Her hair was unwashed and wiry now, for she had gone through days of interrogations and torture from the Justice League, or what was left of the League. The League was made of nothing but men now.
Artemis looked up towards the peaceful clouds adrift over Happy Harbor, savoring the memory of this place for one last time. As she watched the clouds that slightly eased her nerves, her former teammates gathered at the bottom of the courthouse steps along with the reporters. Batman had told the Justice League that he didn't want reporters here to make it into a high-profile situation, so of course he alerted not only the Happy Harbor press, but the press of every major city in Rhode Island. Batman had an ego and a love for fame, which made Artemis laugh as she looked back down towards the people waiting to hound her.
"Artemis, artemis. Why did you do it?"
Artemis motioned the guards to stop.
"I didn't do anything wrong. I'm going to jail only because I'm a woman and I swear that even if it takes the rest of my life, I'll break out and get revenge. When I joined the Justice League, I thought that I belonged to something good. I thought I was just. I was wrong. The League is made of male-chauvinists who either enslave or eliminate female superheros so they can create a wacked out gay-utopia."
"Did your hatred of homosexuals cause you to try to seduce Superboy even though he was clearly in love and destined to be with Aqualad?" A short, mousy looking reporter chirped at Artemis. Somehow the reporter's response oozed of nothing but fangirl-adoration for Aqualad and Superboy being together yet held a venomous twang when it was directed at Artemis.
"I'd like to clarify two things. I do not hate homosexuals. I'm supportive of them. That wasn't the issue."
Clark Kent cut Artemis off, bellowing, "We all know why you're saying that. What about that rumors that you've formed a lesbian romance with fellow conspirator Wally West, who has only been recently discovered to be a woman?"
Muffled laughter could be heard, but Artemis couldn't pinpoint its source in the crowd.
"That leads me to my second point. I did not commit the supposedly 'heinous" crime of seducing Superboy. There was no plot, nor was Wally involved. I did not know that Wally was a woman before the trials."
Another reporter yelled at Artemis, but she continued standing confidently. "You did confess in court. Your teammate and Green Martian M'gann M'orzz shifted into your form for your testimony. So, yes you did confess, you heartless bitch."
"You know, when I was being interrogated, at first, I hoped that only the Justice League was corrupt and comprised of idiots. Now I know that it's the press and the people, who were never worth saving. Megan assumed my form and testified for me because Batman offered her a reduced sentence. I never confessed."
Artemis finished her statement by promptly spitting at the reporter who has just yelled to her. Her deadly archer accuracy assured its success, hitting and splattering across his face in slow motion, because it was more dramatic that way.
The guard behind her branded his baton and swung it against her face, but just like when Artemis' spat at a reporter, it happened in slow motion so that my viewing audience could see the baton slowly nudge up against her face in a suggestive manner.
"Oh, that was just hot," whispered one of the gang of schoolchildren who stood by the stairs waiting to catch glimpses of their favorite heroes.
"She corrupting the youth!" several reporters shouted in unison.
The guards pushed her, forcing her to descend the stairs towards the male members of her former team.
Robin was the first to speak up, screaming loudly enough for the reports to hear, despite that he hypocritically said he didn't want them to. "You knew this whole time, Artemis. You knew that I liked Wally. Maybe even loved him, before I found out that he was a girl! Do you know how sick that is? A girl! I'm pretty whelmed right now!"
"Artemis," Kaldur started in a dramatic lisp, "You would never have gotten away with this. Stealing my man? You're lucky I can't gut you here. Oh wait, I can."
Kaldur pulled out a knife, stabbing Artemis. Kaldur kept the knife stuck in her side, posing at different angles while holding it for the photographers.
Jimmy Olsen, who had came with Clark Kent to report on Artemis, waved his hands to get Kaldur's attention. "Aqualad, take the knife out and I think it'll be better if it is re-stabbed into her legs. Yes, that's it. Work it! Make me feel your hatred. Yes! Now do one where you're punching her and kissing your fiancée, Superboy. Yes!"
Artemis was sprawled out on the ground bleeding and slipping into unconsciousness, but the reporters had moved on to film Clark Kent undressing Batman on the stairs while sharing a hot, passionate kiss.
"Those are some good role models." barked the reporters in unison again, but this time with absolute seriousness. Several of them started drooling and whipping out notebooks to write their own fanfiction inspired by Clark Kent and Batman.
The two guards who were supposed to have delivered her to their vehicle for transportation an hour ago finally picked her up and threw her in the back of a dirty van with her fellow convicted conspirators.
Wally held Artemis in his arms, looking over to Megan, "Do you know what prison we're going to?"
The driver of the van cut off Megan from responding, "It's a top-secret prison in the Philippines. It's all women, all lesbian, and filmed 24/7. Get ready to never see your loved ones again and for the regular steamy group shower scenes." The driver licked his lips, cackling at the girls.
Even though their male teammates had betrayed them, the three girls knew that they would get out. They were convicted criminals and would remain so until the Justice League had been destroyed. Only then, would they be the victors and be able to reshape society, but for now, they trembled. Wally and Megan locked eyes, both afraid and mildly titillated as the van drove to an plane destined for the Philippines.
The girls going to a prison in the Philippines is inspired by the movie "Prison-A-Go-Go!". The idea of a female Wally in this fic is an homage to Go Go Gadget Slash's fic "Wally Not Wallace." Additionally, the title is taken from the movie "Caged Heat."
Anyway, what other women should be included at this prison? Who should the warden be? What pairings do you want so see?