The Downs and Ups
Life is Joyous ………Yeah right I work at a Burger Joint. What's the name of it again Kakashi Burgers.
Heh … more like Baka Burger. Speaking of Baka's I work with one he's blonde, blue eyes and a voice that could make an opera singer look good. Anyway I work in this dump of a restaurant earning minimum wage … I think it's $6.47 an hour.
Now you're probably thinking that it isn't so bad I get free burgers and then you'd take that back when I tell you it taste like Road kill (It probably is)
Now your going man your life sucks and your right, cause to make matters worse is her and she is so annoying with her pink hair and shimmering emerald eyes (So annoying) Now your thinking (which you are a lot) how can it get worse, IT DOES
"Teme stop daydreaming"
"Dobe shut up there's no customers"
"Yeah but Kakashi asked Sakura to restock the meat so I have no one to talk to"
"Joy" 'Meat when the hell did we get that'
"So Teme get a girlfriend or still a virgin?"
"So dobe get a sex change or still a girl?"
"Teme"
"Dobe"
"Teme"
"Will you two shut up" we hear come from the freezer
Finally there'd a moment of silence then………
"Teme fan girls at two O'clock"
Shit
"Quick Freezer"
So this is where my problem begins I run into the freezer to hide from my soon to be rapist fan girls and stand face to face with Sakura with a pile of dead meat.
MY LIFE SUCKS
"Sasuke-kun" Oh god there here
"Yo retard where my Sasuke-kun?"
"He's not working today" thank you dobe
"Your lying we heard you talking to him" Then again maybe not
And then I turn to Sakura and she has one of those evil glints in her eyes
"What?" I hiss
"Need some help?" She asks rather slyly if I might add
"No"
"I can get rid of them" Now I don't usually, how do I say this 'accept' help and I really shouldn't have but I did
"Fine"
She smirks "Follow my lead" and with that she begins to mess up my hair and hers. Wait is she unbuttoning my shirt
"Ok follow me" And with that she leaves the freezer and I follow
"I want my Sasuke-kun"
"And for the last time that isn't on the menu" Naruto sighs
"Don't worry Sasuke it wasn't your fault" Wait why did Sakura say that
"What not my Sasuke-kun fault"
Sakura ignores her and turns to me. Now she's buttoning up my shirt "We'll try again later" wait what later
"What's wrong with Teme" Naruto's getting curious, so am I
Sakura turns to Naruto a cheeky smile on her face. "I thought Sasuke told you" Naruto shook his head like a dumb idiot
"Um well you see Sasuke has a problem down there"
GASPS
SNICKERS
AND MY DEATHLY GLARE WERE HEARD
"No Sasuke-kun prematurely ejaculates" GOD I 'm going to kill Sakura
"No worse, he can't get it up" Yes the worse death possible
"Sasuke say it isn't so?"
I clench my fist trying to hold back the anger I'm feeling
"It's true and we've tried everything and here I thought the freezer would help arouse him, you know with my erect nipples and all" Oh shit bad thoughts
"And now I'm just starting to think he's gay"
"No Sasuke-kun" And then as if like magic they ran out of the store, while Sakura's laughing and goes back to her meat duty
"Pssh Teme" Oh great here it comes
"You pitching a tent for two" he moves his eyes to my pants
What the hell is he talking about?
"What dobe?" he sighs "Your sausage is half done" Great he's making fun of me Sakura is so dead
"Teme got milk"
"Shut up dobe"
"TEME LOOK AT YOUR PANTS"
I look down Oh shit I quickly cover up what little dignity I have left.
My life sucks.