First songfic!!! It's about Himeko, I guess... Based off of Emily Osment's 'I Hate the Homecoming Queen'. Enjoy!!!!

(Kaoru's POV)

Lunch

"C'mon, guys!" Brick said ecstatically.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" I asked Momoko's boyfriend.

"Uh, we're gonna ask the old man if we can preform at the Homecoming dance!"

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" I asked, loving the idea at the same time.

"Uh, like, think about it!" Butch added.

"Think about WHAT?!" I yelled.

"How many people will be there!" Boomer cried.

Momoko and Miyako had these excited looks on their faces but they kept silent.

"Fine."

"YAY!"

The Principle's Office

"What do you mean 'no'?" Brick asked the principle.

"I mean, you can't. Himeko Shirogane's band is--"

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I screamed. People stared at me. "LET US PREFORM!!!"

"F-f-fine!" The principle squeaked.

"YAY!!!"

Later; at the dance

My God, did this year's homecoming dance get hectic? But I mean, it was really fun. Miyako, Momoko, Boomer, Brick, Butch, and myself have been in a band for about, oh, two years now? Well, the principle "finally let us perform during homecoming. Since I was lead singer I suggested we went with 'I Hate the Homecoming Queen' because we all knew who'd win this year. It was funnier then I expected.

"This year's homecoming queen is…" The principle began, "Himeko Shirogane! Now, let's start the dance!"

We went on. I smiled.

"This one's to our homecoming queen!" I said, and Himeko clearly thought it was going to be something good about her. Oh how wrong she was.

The music started. This was going to be fun. I started to sing.

Little short skirt with a big attitude
She wants to be a model
Wants to be on the tube
Yeah,
It's one thing or another
She's trouble, trouble
Watch out if your near
She can bring you to tears

Himeko looked shocked. I held back laughter. This was getting good.

She's got two boyfriends
And three wannabees

Mae, Vivian, and Hana looked shocked that they were in the song, and Jason and James looked ready to fight this situation out. I'm not sure how they didn't realized that they were both going out with the bitch. Morons.


They follow her around like she's Aphrodite
She's number one rated
But she's already jaded
And she's following the trends
In her Mercedes Benz
Everyone wants to know her name
Walking down the hall she's every guys dream

Guys were still after Himeko… Good God. She's already got two boyfriends!!! Oh, and damn her car. I hate the thing. Little un humble bitch.


I hate the homecoming queen
I'm pretty damn sure
That she can't stand me
She thinks she's on the cover of a magazine
I hate the homecoming queen
Tonight
That's right

Himeko went into complete shock at the chorus. Someone hated her. Oh my God! Jeez, grow up, Himeko!


Non fat sugar free mochachinies
She says "give it to me now you can keep the receipts"
Drinking one after the other
She's trouble, trouble
Tossing back her hair and she just don't care
Everyone wants to play her game
Walking down the street she's every guys dream

Everyone does play her game. Except us. And she was pissed.


I hate the homecoming queen
I'm pretty damn sure
That she can't stand me
She thinks she's on the cover of a magazine
I hate the homecoming queen
Tonight
That's right

She gets everything she asks for
Buts she's some how always wanting more

Uh, like, really? I just said she gets everything she wants!

Little short skirt with a big attitude
She wants to be a model
Wants to be on the tube
Yeah,
It's one thing or another
She's trouble, trouble
Watch out if your near
She can bring you to tears

I hate the homecoming queen
I'm pretty damn sure
That she can't stand me
She thinks she's on the cover of a magazine
I hate the homecoming queen

I hate the homecoming queen
I'm pretty damn sure
That she can't stand me
She thinks she's on the cover of a magazine
I hate the homecoming queen
Tonight
That's right

Yeah, yeah

The final 'yeahs' we kinda long, but Himeko looked furious, and then I did something that probably pissed of at least a third of the female population. I kissed Butch. That was fun. Pissing off the Homecoming Queen and her cronies was fun. The hell with what would happen next.

End

Please review!!! Hope you enjoyed it!