10 things I hate about us

by UnmistakablyAlice

Sonny writes a poem that lists 10 things she hated about fake dating Chad Dylan Cooper. One shot

Disclaimer: As much as it pains me to say it – I don't own Sonny with a chance – now excuse me while I go cry about it…

10 Things I hate about us:

I hate how people look at us – how they stop and stare;

I hate how you treat me – like you don't even care.

I hate how you make me feel – like I'm broken into shards,

I hate how your attitude is tearing us apart.

I hate how our relationship is a carefully devised scam;

I hate how the press call us 'a facsimile of a sham'

I hate how you flirt with girls when I'm around,

And when they go and diss you I'm the girl who plays rebound.

I hate how you're always late for everything ESPECIALLY dates!

But the thing I hate this most,

Is that I can't tell you how I feel – because this whole fake dating thing,

Well I wish that it was real.

Written By Allison Munroe