Just some lawlz for the kiddies. I have two more written, am in the process of writing another one.
This idea came from a friend who sent me an email with notes like this but they were from Erik (aka the Phantom of The Opera). I like PoO, but I'm not obsessed like her.
Murdoc (c) Damon Alburn and Jamie Hewlet
Miss --,
Please see me after class. I need to talk to you about your….math grade.
Sincerely
Professor Nichols
P.S.
Come Alone
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Miss --,
I apologize for my inappropriate behavior yesterday; I should not have lied to you about needing to talk to you. The truth is I accidentally took some Viagra yesterday morning.
Sincerely
Professor Nichols
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Miss --,
I need to talk to you after class. No, this time I am not lying. I need to talk to you about your obsession with a certain face-ache.
Sincerely
Professor Nichols
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Miss --,
No, you may not have extra math lessons at Kong Studios.
Sincerely
Professor Nichols
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Miss --,
Please return 2D. It's not that I care for him; it's just that the Gorillaz need a lead singer.
Sincerely
Professor Nichols
P.S. How did you even manage to break in, kidnap 2D (Who I might add is probably a foot taller than you), and get back out without getting caught?
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Miss --
Again I request the return of the face-ache. Do it, or I will drop your geometry grade by a letter, or other terrible things. Trust me, I'm a Satanist, I know terrible.
Sincerely
Professor Nichols
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Miss --,
THANKS ALOT FOR STEALING MY WINNEBAGO!
Sincerely
Professor Nichols