Intro:Welcome to Interactive Rock Fiction Dog. The prologue of this story takes place in a isolated town next to snow as white as fleece and evergreen grass surrounding it away. Try imagining that and a black sky covered in a haining into an orange sunrise.
See that?That mountain over there? Glorious, isn't it? The sheep that settled there call it Snow Mountain.
The mastiffs protect the villages in these parts. It's a duty their kind has honored for generations.
The current protector is Khampa, with his long hair, strong muscles and stern attitude. As for the little fuzz all hiding in his hair, well that's Bodi, and he's gonna be the hero in the main story. He may not look like much considering he's still a pup, but just you wait.
Right now, it is time for the prologue. Khampa will take the hero role. If you want you can skip the prologue but some parts of the plot might not make sense so I'd recommend staying. Then again, you may already know what's happening and just want to play it again without the prologue. Either way your options are down bellow. Just head to the place that matches the number you want.
Go to Prolouge:Prolouge 1
Go to main game:001
Wait, who is even narrating this right now?:Prolouge 4
Prolouge 1:All right. You are Khampa, current protector of Snow Mountain and the closet thing to a leader they have. It's a simple life up here:make wool, make music. That song they're playing, it's the only one they know. To me...it's a paradise, and the city I came from is now a distant memory.
For you though, its your home and the only one that you know. You were born, raised, educated, trained to protect, fell in love, married and never left here. Right now though you're raising a son to be just like you.
You and I both that know there's even trouble in paradise, and where sheep are found there's usually a wolf nearby.
Wolves!?:Prologue 2
Prologue 2:Yes, wolves.
All of the sudden you hear a howl from the mouton perk nearby. Speak of the devil.
Lead by the corrupt and cannibalistic Linnux, this pact consists of lean mean eating machines. What's the the meal they love the most? It's none other than lamb chomps. Luckily since you, your son and I are not lambs they aren't in the mood for us. But you are the protector and that make you their enemy, which is fine because they are your enemies, and you should probably still be on the run.
The catastrophe begins with two wolves running past a sheep playing a song. The two bump into each other but the music is too loud the sheep ignores it. You can't ignore 2 other sheep running in panic from two other wolves though and soon the panic spreads throughout the village starts to become controlled by fear. Luckily I've got this guitar which can be used to fend myself from the wolves but it won't work forever. Well as long as the entire village doesn't come running towards me I should be...
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
...Darn it.
Hey Khampa? Could you help out a little bit. The sheep ran towards me and so did the wolves. Right now I'm cornered by hungry maniacs while kind of in the middle of not only fending myself but also the majority of the village. If the wolves get any closer they'll eat me and, as I mentioned, the majority of the sheep who haven't fled the village by now.
It is my sworn duty as protector of Snow Mountain to protect the village!:Prologue 5
I bet the wolves killed my wife/husband/romantic partner/romantic partners. I'll fight them!:Prologue 6
How about I just leave this insane village with Bodi at hand?:Prolouge 3
Prologue 3:WHAT? Khampa,I am disappointed in you. Abandoning the village like that just for the sake of your son.
"Look," you say "Let me phrase it a diffrent way, you know the trolley riddle where you have to choose to kill either 5 complete strangers or someone close by not pulling a nearby lever or someone you love by pulling said lever?"
Yes, I do know that so why-
"Because I'm not gonna pull the lever! Bodi's the person I care about most and if he dies while I try to protect this place that I'm not even sure has a proper democracy."
But if you pull the lever then you aren't responsible for the demise of Snow Mountain!
"...blood is thicker than water."
THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO LET INNOCENT SHEEP D-
"*gulp* What do ya know, Yak is just as good as sheep, and up next I think we should try doggie kibble, made with real dogs!"-Linux, who proceeded to do just that.
Congratulations! You killed an entire village just so you could protect yourself and your son but you and him also died so it was completely useless.
THE END:The Worst Solution to The Trolley Riddle
Prologue 4:Oh right I'm Fleetwood Yak and I'll be the narrator for the prologue.
"Fweetwood" says Bodi.
You are disappointed. He still has no idea how to say dada yet can somehow say Fleetwood almost perfectly (Minus the "l" part) and that makes you disappointed.
Continue the the real prologue, very disappointed:Prolouge 1
Like Fleetwood Mac?:Prologue 11
Prologue 5:You jump out of nowhere, Bodi protected only your back and over a dozen sheep with a yak protected behind you. The wolves are a bit nervous now because of how buff you are and I'm relieved now because of your bluffness. You growl at them increase your dominance. They probably expected you to do that so they aren't fazed as much. What don't expect is your secret weapon...
Deadly Mastiff Paw
Kick some Wolf Butt:Prolouge 7
Hehehehahahaha, Wha-? Ho ho, that's the stupidest name I've ever heard:Prolouge 8
Prologue 6:They didn't, your wife/husband/romantic partner/romantic partner died in a non-murder way too. However since you already said yes to fighting those wolves it's to late to turn back now.
Ok...Let's fight!:Prologue 5
Prologue 7:Deadly Mastiff Paw, born from a fire from within and keeps living when you let the fire go.
You make a peace sign with 4 fingers knocking out one of the wolves. Then you do a paradoy of that one cartoon you saw once creating a fireball in the process blasting a second wolf into outer space. You then run to the rest of the pack, including Linuux, who managed to catch a sheep they wanted for diner. The sheep felt like eating the grapes to his side...or her side...or whatever gender they are. However the sight of Linnux made him cover himself up with the plate cover. Two other wolves try to attack from opposing sides but you hit them both. You jump and knock out 3 more. The sheep cheer at you while Linnux prepares for the final fight. (Did I mention all of this is with a baby on born?)
You growl at Linnux and he growls back and he runs twoards you to attack. Two of the ways result in him getting knocked out, but how can you as the reader figure them out.
Wait for him to get close enough then activate Deadly Mastiff Paw!:Prologue 9
Wait for him to get close enough then Punch Him in the Face!:Prologue 9
Wait for him to punch you first, I want a fair duel:Prolouge 13
Prologue 8:Yes, yes, it's a terrible name I know. However, you have no other names and neither do I. So we're calling it Deadly Mastiff Paw and that's final. Okay? Okay.
Fight!:Prologue 7
Prologue 9:You do that he blasts off into the depths of the unknown, but probably in space. The village celebrates, except me who's busy narrating and you who feels exhausted after that duel. Linux and his gang were whooped so bad we were all sure they were gone for good...except you. See, you figured otherwise due to that the technology the wolves have is more stronger than yours and the fact that 2 of the wolf members, Riff & Skozz, were no were to be seen in battle. Plus, there's a chance Linnux may not be in space and if he is he may not die there. What do you do?
Create an Army which may or may not be based on a fetish you, as Khampa, have:Prolouge 12
Send spies on them and have them report their technology which you can copy:Prolouge 10
Talk to Fleetwood Yak about something that's been on your mind:Prolouge 15
Prologue 10:You decide the best way to prevent incidents like this from happening again is to create a plan that sends sheep to the village in wolf disguises to go spy on the wolves. Once they come back you will ask each sheep what they saw and they will describe or draw it to the best of their ability so you can create a wool version of the device that functions the exact same way. Sometimes they will even bring back the technology that they are talking about and you get a perfect wool copy of it.
Now I know what your'e thinking, wool is definitely weaker than the material they have to make their weapons. However, the wolves fear the quantity over quality. You see, wool is also much faster to change shape with and there are a lot more sheep than there are wolves. Plus sometimes I help make the weapons too.
Another reason this is a good idea the wolves also have zero idea how you are getting their technology which causes a distrust between all the wolves in the gang. Eventually all of them turn on each other and naturally tear each other into pieces. Go figure, you didn't even have to fire them once or use Deadly Mastiff Paw again. Go you.
THE END:Spies in Wolves Clothing
Prologue 11:Fleetwood who now?
Listen, I'm the only Fleetwood outside of my parents whose names are Fleetwood Jack and Pat. There's no Mac in my family that I know off. Then again, you've got bigger issues then my name right now Khampa.
Wolves.
Wolves!?:Prolouge 2
Prologue 12:You decide that you can't risk the wolves coming back in into the village, regardless of who's in control of them by the time this battle is over. So you build an army, made out sheep. However you put the sheep in armor that looks like you but with shorter hair. Honestly it's more like what we city folk would call "Mascots" and I think it might be based on a fetish you have but I don't bring it up.
You also begin training Bodi in figuring out how to activate Deadly Mastiff Paw hoping that he'll learn it someday too. However he doesn't seem to focus a lot and gets distracted easily. One day he gets distracted to see a jam session of the only song they know and you follow him, only to see him trying to play a guitar and not focusing on training. With a stern look on your face you ask him to give him the guitar, which he does, then you...
Ban Music form the Village, it's a distraction and we have to be viligant:Prologue 17
Try Playing the Guitar yourself, it seems like fun and I want my son happiness:Prolouge 14
Wonder if Fleetwood Yak if he knows any other songs:Prolouge 15
Prologue 13:You do that and SURPRISE, he bites you. It hurst so bad that you start to bleed from the bite marks and it's clear your'e not gonna make it. So with your last living breath you go tell the sheep to run away from this place before Linnux eats you and tell me to take care of Bodi. Eventually you lose all your blood and die.
Bodi runs away as fast as he can before he trips. I do the honors of picking it up and getting as many sheep as I can out in the village. There are a few losses and we hold a funeral. A few days later I adopt him as my own son and together we keep running until we reach an island where we are certain no wolf will look for us, and I'm not even gonna tell you what it is in the book so we don't risk it.
THE END:Runaway to [REDACTED] Island.
Prologue 14:Well this is a surprising turn of events, but a welcomed change for sure.
Instead of being upset you decide that maybe you should teach him how to play that guitar, despite the fact that the only song you know how to play is the song that only the sheep know. You don't care that's the case though because Bodi seems happy & that makes you happy which makes me happy and the happiness spreads throughout the village like a virus, but a good one. Infact your music spreads thorought everywhere and it soon causes everyone in the world to be happy simply by having teaching Bodi the only song the village knows, infact everyone in the joins in on it. And by everyone, I mean the entire world!
THE END:The Only Song the World Knows
Prologue 15:"YAK" you yell at me.
What is it?
"Do you know other songs besides the one that they keep on playing?...Wait that's a stupid question, you were a song writer before you came here."
Why yes I was. I know a few songs actually. Why do ask?
"I'm just getting annoyed at hearing that song over and over" you jest. "Do you have a list on you by any chance?"
Sure, I bet some people still even listen to these songs to this.
To play Ewe make loving fun go to:Prolouge 16
To play Goat Your Own Way go to:Prolouge 16
To play Oh Wombat go to:Prolouge 16
To play Gold Dust Retriever:Prolouge 16
To play any other song I made that isn't an animal pun go to:Prolouge 16
None of these are good songs! I'm going to ban music. It's a distraction and we have to be viligant:Prolouge 17
Your'e right about that Yak! I'm Hopps and I have it on my zPod music player! Head over to Choicetopia & find the right choice to play as me choosing the option of listening to the music! Either that or you can just read it from the beginning
Oh! Since we are promoting series I'm Buster Moon and I've got a choose my own adventure story that connects to those other 2 stories too. This one is called Sing your own Adventure and you should check it out if your'e in the mood for it.
Prologue 16:I play the song that you choose and the sheep take note on how to play it. I then play a second original song, and then another one, and I keep playing until I'm positive that I've played every song I've ever written before I came here. The sheep wanna hear them all again and I can't complain to that sl I do that and they take notes on how to play it.
Once I get done playing them again the entire village, including you and Bodi, learn how to play the songs. It takes a few weeks, actually make that months before you and the village can successfully play almost every song almost perfectly but before I know it you do it and so do we.
THE END:Fleetwood Mac-Live Concert in Concert!
Prologue 17:Well that was the end of music in the village. You said that it was a distraction and that we had to vigilant. So you get rid of all the instruments that we had and lock them away behind a door in the middle of nowhere.
No one is happy with this outcome.
You are mad because the village isn't as tough as you want and your madness makes me mad because now I can't play any of my songs. My madness is soon turned into sadness to see Bodi crying because he wanted to play music like me. & your'e sad cause he's sad and I'm sad that your'e sad And the sheep are sad because they liked music. The sadness was like a virus when the villagers are told the news. But after hours of crying...well things got a lot quite around here for way longer than that...
Until One Day,...:001
001:Allright, You are now Bodi.
You've grown up during a lot from many many many years of music being banned. You still miss it as does the rest of the village who are still alive and were alive when it was still around but your dad says "Keep Quiet, Watch Out, Stay Vigilant" which means no music, be careful and...you don't know what the last one means. Regardless you can't defy your father's orders and don't say anything about it to him.
You haven't mastered Deadly Mastiff Paw yet which is really starting to make Khampa angry especially with the wolves possibly still watching and waiting for a chance to eat. You haven't left the village yet so you have no idea what the situation is with them but the fear is still strong. That's why they still have that army thing going on, they even have a new time slot thing for the sheep so that they can switch positions. There was an oil leak in it 2 days ago and you fixed without your dad telling you, but he doesn't know that. All you think he knows is that the wolves are evil & we have to protect them.
Right now your'e trying to use the gaps between the doors to play some sort of instrument. There's a stick in your domminant paw and it's successfully managed strum your old guitar, beat a type of drum and bang a gong causing it to roar. It's a hard task and it takes a bit of damage to your arm but to hear music again is kind of nice to hear the instruments again.
"It's too bad they have to be locked up like that." you think out loud. That's for sure. You turn around and then bark "Wait, Fleetwood have you been narrating my actions while I was doing that to me."
The better question is...WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRATICE?
"Haha...that's kind of funny actually. I'm glad that at least memes are still a-okay."
Yeah...but seriously don't you have to be somewhere?
"Am I?...Oh! Oh yeah right, see you later Fleetwood!"
You then run off to the destination where you need to be, waving to me as you go and then...Well I think that I've done enough narrating for now. Someone else outside this world will narrate this story of Bodi and a few others, a third person luminescent narrator if you will. You and me will check later in the story though okay? Until then, see you around.
See you again too Fleetwood, time to go meet the new narrator!:002
