Hi, my name is Mario Mario (I know, it´s a weird name) and I got a little Brother I´m living with. His name is Luigi. I´m 23 Years old and he´s 18. He´s a bit jumpy. Currently we (the Mushroom Kingdom) got a war with the Koopa Kingdom. The king got killed by King Koopa. He´s a Jerk. But still, Luigi and I are living a happy and easy life. Well, it´s 7 o´clock and he´s sleeping. So I gotta do the breakfast for us both. We gotta go to training in the military at 7:45.
Ugh, the phone rang while we were asleep, and it was princess peach, the daughter of the dead king. Anyway, she left a massage that said "Mario and Luigi, please come as fast as you can to the castle, and if you can, before training! I gotta tell you something!" Great. Well, I´ll just take some cookies instead of breakfast for the way and wake up Luigi. Wait, he´s waking up already?
"Good Morning, Mario" he said.
Well, that´s better. "Good Morning Luigi, please put your normal clothes on, we gotta go to the castle earlier today, we´ll eat some Cookies and Chocolate on the way."
"No normal breakfast?"
"Luigi, it´s urgent!"
"Fiiiiiine..." he said kinda sad.
10 minutes later, we´re at the castle. "What will she tell us, Mario?"
"If I knew, we´d still be at home eating breakfast and I would have told you there." I said angerly.
We´re going in and I´m taking a coffee from the coffee machine. "Are you nervous?" Luigi asked me.
"Why are you asking, bro?" He´s right.
"Well, I have known you my entire life, and usually you only drink coffee when you´re angry, sad or nervous."
"Really? I never witnessed that." He would be a good detective. That was always his dream job. And now we´re plumbers that are soldiers in a war. That sucks. Well, let´s talk with the princess about what she wanted to tell us.
"Hello, Mario and Luigi, I´m glad that you came that fast. I´m sorry to tell you, but..."