This is a spin-off to my other story God Bless Daddy. You don't have to read that one in order to understand this one. Basically this story is just a bunch of random one-shots about the states. It takes place after God Bless Daddy. You can request something you want to see so don't be afraid to!
Rated T for swearing, some minor themes, and (comedic) violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
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Everything's Bigger in Texas
"So, Tex, is it true what they say?" New York asked, wrapping an arm around his younger brother's shoulders. Texas gave him a look of confusion before trying to shake him off. Unfortunately, York had an iron grip and despite Texas's large size, he could not shake the much smaller Northern off.
"What do they say?" Texas responded through grit teeth.
"That everything's bigger in Texas." York glanced down. It took Texas a moment to figure out that he was looking at his crotch. Alabama, who he had been talking to before York butted in, giggled.
"Well…..yes. Everything is bigger in Texas." York gave him a sympathetic look and patted him on the back. "What's with the sorry looks?"
"Poor Texas, saying everything is bigger in Texas just to compensate for tiny penis." York and Alabama laughed together while Texas felt the anger building inside of him. He pushed York away from him and smacked the older boy across the face. York put his hands up in a defensive motion. "Geeze, Tex, it's just a joke. I know compensation is really hard bu-" Texas smacked him again.
"Yer one to talk about compensation. Biggest city in the country, biggest city in the world. Maybe yer the one compenstin' for somethin'." York placed a hand on his chest in mock hurt.
"I'm deeply offended, my dear brother." Texas scoffed. "But I can a sure you," York leaned closer to him, "I'm packing quite a bit."
"I don't believe you." Texas stuck his tongue out in childish motion. York mimicked his action.
"Well, it's true."
"Nope."
"Yep."
"Nope."
"Yep."
Alabama watched them go at it for a few more minutes before walking away and muttering to himself, "I think their both just compensatin' for their giant egos."
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Hopefully this was a good first chapter! Nothing like two brothers making fun of each others' penis size to start off a story. Don't forget to review and request! Also, if you haven't already, check out my story God Bless Daddy. You don't have too, though! Thank ya'll so much!