Chapter 1

A warm summer breeze flew playfully through full and bright green treetops, whistling softly as it stroked the countless leaves with its delicate and comfortable breath. High, high above, the sun shone brightly, illuminating the land below; its rays licking the landscape, warming in the most pleasant way. Every now and then, a bird would chirp, calling out a wooing song for a potential mate, and bees would travel from flower to flower, carefully collecting their nectar.

All in all, it was the perfect day, as all the creatures of the woods had realised.

Even the young Uchiha Sasuke couldn't object to this truth.
Though stubborn as he was, even he, one who usually preferred somewhat cool weather, had to admit that it was indeed a nice day. As he took his fifteen-minute break to eat his lunch, the comforting winds played gently with his hair. The feeling of the warm air over the naked skin on his neck felt as relaxing as a warm bath in the middle of a cold winter night.
Though his senses still alert, the feeling of calm was a welcome change. Fine, this mission hadn't been as brutal or tough as missions often come, but it had surely been stressful, and a ninja should never let his guard down.

As he put the paper that had a few minutes earlier been wrapped around his small meal into the little pouch strapped around his leg, he let out a quiet sigh.
This mission had been such a pain. Fine, these lords and their young pretty princesses were often targeted and therefore wanted the high protection of a jounin, but this mission was just hopeless. The damn princess with her seven layers of make up on would never shut up, constantly flirting shamelessly with Sasuke himself, while her husband, the fat and arrogant lord he was, would act so high and mighty, getting on the proud Uchihas nerves. He'd barely been able to keep his wall of silence up, being desperately tempted to just yell at them both or throw a kunai or five at them. Such idiots, how could they be in such powerful positions? It really was hopeless… When they arrived at their destination, the foolish lord had even had the nerve of giving Sasuke a tip. And not only that, it were a measly small tip, and then, to top it all off, he'd looked at the fuming Uchiha heir with a smirk, as if this was a wondrous gift the Uchiha had never seen the like of before, and arrogantly said, 'Now, on your way you go, little ninja boy'.
Then and there, the idiot must have felt his rage and sudden blood thirst, Sasuke figured, because the lord quickly went pale and started mumbling before walking hastily into his chambers.

Thank God it was over. Now he just had to get home, and away from this land of stupid, even if the weather was most pleasant here.

Standing up, Sasuke took a moment to elegantly brush some leaves and grass of his legs; time to get going.

"Oh my!"

Sasuke quickly turned his head at the sound of the feminine voice.
Walking out from behind some trees behind him, a young voluptuous woman looked at him with a broad smile on her beautiful features.

"Well, aren't you a cutie!" she snickered.

A woman? This close?
How could someone have snuck up on him?

Glaring suspiciously at this mysterious beauty, Sasuke could see her smile grow even wider and more seductive than the moment before.

"Now, who are you then? And why do you look at me so coldly with those wonderfully black eyes of yours?" she spoke softly as she stepped closer.

Sasuke smirked, even if she had snuck up on him, an ordinary woman like her wasn't exactly a threat to a ninja of his calibre.

"Oh, I'm just an ordinary guy taking a stroll on a nice day,"

"Thirty kilometres away from the nearest house?" the woman spoke softly as she tilted her head slightly.

"I like long walks," Sasuke smirked.

'She must think she looks pretty sexy the way she's acting and moving, swinging her hips, tilting her head… Stupid woman,'

"Well, I must say, it certainly is hot out today…" the woman said, letting out a small groan of satisfaction as she stretched her upper body in an elegant way, showing off her curves.

'Oh, that is just hopeless,' Sasuke thought annoyed.

But this did not go unnoticed by to the woman next to him.

'D-did he just roll his eyes at me?'

Clearing her throat carefully, she started unbuttoning her light summer jacket. She wanted this guy; she couldn't believe her luck when she saw him out here after having walked for two days, bored out of her mind. She wanted some fun, and this stallion, a ninja no less, looked like he could keep the fun going till the sun would rise the next morning… Well, stubborn as he may be, no man could resist her cleavage…

"Ah, this breeze feels so good, don't you think? But the heat, oh, it's just killing me… I need to get some of these clothes off…"
She let her jacket fall to the ground softly, making her neck and arms, and her very full chest, exposed for her black haired mystery man to see. She untied her tops' neck bow, letting the whole thing fall to the ground. Now she was standing in only her bra and sexy short skirt. He should be jumping her any minute now…

But, to her surprise;

'W….What?!'

A few feet away, Sasuke stood shaking his head, smirking arrogantly.

"Get your clothes back on, you stupid woman. I have no interest in you nor your body," he said while picking up her jacket and throwing it at her. He then added, just for the fun of letting some of his frustration out on her; "You seem proud of those curves of yours… But I gotta tell you- I've seen better,"

Speechless, the woman stood staring at the beautiful man in front of her, her rage building by the second.

Suddenly, a malicious grin appeared on her face.

"Heh, you arrogant… pompous prick… You need to be punished for having such a huge ego…"

"Hmph," Sasuke smirked, turning to walk away.

"Let's see how you like being forced to give all your attention to something other than yourself…"

Still shaking his head, Sasuke kept strolling off as the woman mumbled something. This had been fun; it was nice to get to be mean to someone after having been forced to be polite the last few days like he had. And this woman was just too much, thinking she was so hot… Heh, he really had seen better. At that thought, his smirk grew even wider in satisfaction.

The woman still stood mumbling to herself from what he could hear as he walked away. Giving her little attention, he started thinking of how long it'd take him to get home. Maybe a day or two more now…

However, gradually the volume of the womans' voice rose.

"… -mi no jutsu!"

…

'Oh shit,'

And thus, the world went quickly black for the eyes of the young Uchiha Sasuke.

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A/N : Hi everyone! My second fic has now begun (not counting the collabing) :D

I'd love to hear what you think, though I haven't really started it much yet. I really like this idea, and I hope you'll like the fic too :) Next chapter it'll all be much clearer, and the fun'll begin for real :)

And thanks to Myst-chan for her betaing :D

Well, hope you like it :D

-P.Peachy :D