"I love you Jessie,"

Woody the cowboy whispered gruffly.


He whispered it into her ear.

He leaned in and smooched her. she blushed

"Omg Woody, stop"

He didnt.


"srsly woody not in front of all the other toys," Jessie pushed him away.

"I am sorry bab but I cant help it, we are so in love"

"No we frekin aren't, didn't you even see the movie, you loser?"

"Ye, its a cowboy and a cowgirl romance."

"what the hek woodie, no it frickin isnts"


"yes it is, they are in love; together 4ever."

"No you idot, Buz was in love with Jessrie."

"he was?!"

"Ye. You're in love with bopep."

"... oh"