HP Confessions!!!
Hey! Journal Writer 789 ( aka: JW) Here with a new fanfic! In this fanfic, Wierdgirl5834, T-BOE ( THE-BUNNY-OF-EVIL) and I shall have the HP cast reveal their deepest, darkest, most painful secrets. I took alot of time, but we gathered the group!
Harry: WHERE AM I????
Draco: THIS IS A MUD-BLOOD'S DOING!
Hermione: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING!!!
Ginny: DEAN! WHERE ARE YOU?
Luna: I'M GONNA WRITE THIS A BAD REVIEW!
Ron: MARCO!
JW: POLO!
T-BOE: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wierdgirl: WHY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING?!?!
Voldy:
Voldemort: AVADA KADAVRA!
All besides Voldy :...
Voldy:
Voldemort: WHY ISN'T IT WORKIG?
JW: Allo! This is my domain. NO MAGICAL CURSES! THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN CAST MAGIC IS WIERDGIRL, T-BOE, AND ME!
Wierdgirl: Exactly!
JW: Harry... The disclaimer!
Harrry: WHY SHOULD I?!?! YOU DON'T OWN ME, MY BOOK SEIRES, MY MOVIES, OR ANYTHING OF MINE! ALL YOU HAVE IS A COMPUTER, A KEYBOARD AND A MOUSE!... I got tricked didn't I?
JW: You forgot my Mentos.
T-BOE: Actually, Ron ate them all...
JW: WHY YOU LITTLE! takes out stick GET BACK HERE! Chases Ron
Wierdgirl: ... Ok. Enjoy the story.
Victem Uno! Draco Malfoy!
Draco: Knocks on door
JW: Yes, come in!
Draco enters.
Wierdgirl: Jumps up and squeals in delight
T-BOE: Wierdgirl... Calm down pull Wierdgirl into her seat.
Wierdgirl: Sooooooo, Draco, what's your confession?
Draco: Well... I have an obsession.
JW: YAY! A rhyme!
Draco: THIS IS NO JOKING MATTER!!!
T-BOE: EVERYTHINGS FUNNY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! Sucks down the last of her soda.
Wierdgirl: Really?
JW: Tell me more...
Draco:... Well, I was causing trouble in the muggle world, and I stumbled upon a box with a crane and stufed animals in it. I played it and, Stuffs hand in pocket I got THIS! holds up a pink bunny stuffed animal.
Wierdgirl and JW: ... sweatdrops
T-BOE: whispers to Wierdgirl I think the prince of slytherin is the prince of dilusional.
Wierdgirl: DON'T SAY THAT!!! Whacks JW with a bat mistakeing her for T-BOE.
JW: But he likes pink bunnies. No not just that. Pink fluffy bunnies.
Draco: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY ADOREING AFFECTION FOR THE PINKNESS OF CUTE?!?!?
T-BOE: ... Yeah he has been promoted to " Mayor of loonyville"
Wierdgirl: Why pink bunnies?
Draco: That's the only thing I could get. Besides... sticks Bunny in front of JW DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE!?!?!?!?!? HUH??? HUH...
JW:...
Wierdgirl:...
T-BOE: Welcome to town, king of loonyville.
JW: Okay Settle down. We will contact you ASAP. But for now. See a phyciatrist.
T-BOE: OKAY!!! NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!!
Draco stroking his bunny: Don't worry precious. They're just jealous beacause you belong to me.
Wierdgirl: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE MEAN TO HIM!!! Whaks JW with METAL bat mistaking her once again for T-BOE
T-BOE: ... Wierdgirl... You didn't have to hit her that hard cause I mean... She's bleeding and unconsious.
Wierdgirl: drops bat. OHMIGOSH! JW! GET THE ARMY GET THE AMBULENCE! GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL WING!!!! Drags JW to Hospital Leaving trail of blood.
T-BOE: ... PLEASE REVIEW!!!