GAG
A/N: Written for Shuna, Happy Birthday!
Warning for crack and nastiness!
Hagrid wiggled his naked hips, thrusting them towards Snape's face.
"No! Please," Severus sniffled, "I'll talk. I'll tell you everything!"
"Well, I dunno. Almost too easy, isn't it?" Hagrid looked towards an ill-looking Flitwick. "Better make sure he knows what he's gonna get if he don't cooperate."
"Proceed," Flitwick allowed, stepping quickly outside the cabin. He didn't want to see what made Snape produce the garbled scream.
When a meaty smack repeated numerous times, echoed by Hagrid's bellows, Flitwick decided to wait in the castle.
He dusted the snowflakes from his shoulder halfway there, when Hagrid's shout startled him.
"Fang, get on his other side." Followed by much more howling, from all three participants.
"Perhaps a memory charm," the small professor rushed inside, fingers in his ears.
The End.