Interview with The Espada: Part 1
Author's Note: I just randomly had this idea the other day. Yeah yeah, I'll get to it with more chapters for "It's not too complicated, you just don't get it" later. I should have chapter 8 and chapter 9 out by Tuesday, so long as school work doesn't bury me in that time frame. I'll have chapter 10 out at some later date I'll decide after 8 and 9 are out, and I'll have the special out at a later date too. I promise I'll have all those things up before the first week of June is over, and I promise I'll start the new arc in that story soon after. Until then, this is just to keep some of you entertained. This is basically a radio show with our fictional host, Allen! Oh yeah, I wrote this as a dialogue only, so don't expect much action other than talking, though some of the dialogue will hint at some stuff going on.
Allen: Hello there, and welcome to another exciting radio show! This week, on Ultimate Interview, we'll be checking out the baddest of the bad, the evil doers of Bleach! The top 10 strongest Arrancar, the Espada! We'll be going in order from weakest to strongest! So, first up, is Aaronierro, Espada Number 9! Welcome!
Aaro: Pleased to…
Nierro: Be here…
Allen: So, how is life as the weakest Espada?
Aaro: Technically..
Nierro: Yammy is weakest…
Allen: Well, he is Espada Number 10, but don't forget that he can become Espada Number 0. We'll be interviewing him last.
Aaro: That's a…
Nierro: Rip off…
Allen: Well, there are two skulls in your little glass container thing, and I can't tell which of you is Aaro and which one is Nierro. Mind pointing that out?
Aaro: We'll just…
Nierro: Change to one person..
Allen: Ah, much better! You've taken the form of Kaien Shiba!
Aaronierro: This is much more convenient, eh?
Allen: Indeed it is! So again, tell me, how is it being the only Gillian on the team?
Aaronierro: Well, obviously it means I'm the best Gillian out there.
Allen: Yeah, but it also means you won't be getting any higher in the ranks.
Aaronierro: I'm a Gillian. I think this is the farthest I'm ever going to get.
Allen: So, your ability, Glutonneria, is the result of eating 30,000 hollows?
Aaronierro: Yeah, that sounds accurate.
Allen: So uhh…why are you weakest if you can use the powers of 30,000 different hollows?
Aaronierro: Because all of them were Gillian or weaker.
Allen: Oh, that explains it.
Aaronierro: Yep.
Allen: Do you like music?
Aaronierro: Technically I'm still two little skulls floating in a glass tube of liquid. I can't listen to music.
Allen: What's your favorite drink?
Aaronierro: I can't drink.
Allen: Favorite food?
Aaronierro: I can't eat.
Allen: Do you watch TV?
Aaronierro: There's no signal in Hueco Mundo.
Allen: Your life sounds like it sucks.
Aaronierro: It really does suck. I don't like it at all.
CRASH!
Yammy: HEY, AARONIERRO! YOUR TIME IS UP!
Aaronierro: What the hell do you mean? I thought I get 30 minutes!
Allen: Oh yeah, about that…You fell asleep for about 25 minutes before I could ask you anything…
Aaronierro: THAT'S STUPID! I DEMAND A REFUND!
Allen: Uhh…
Yammy: QUIT BITCHIN' AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
Aaronierro: I CAN'T EVEN COOK!
Yammy: I SAID QUIT BITCHIN'!
Allen: That's all for now, see you guys next time!