AN: Somebody is bound to find and read this and wonder to themselves "Why cross Touhou over with SSBB?" The answer BECAUSE I CAN.

A legend once said a disaster would befall the Smash Mansion, but now expect the form it would take...

Master Hand by some unorthodox means stared at the girl. She had green hair and eyes that seemed as dark as the front lawn at night. She was wearing a long white and blue dress with red and green markings around its edges, a medium-length blue cape with tattered edges, fastened at her neck with a red ribbon, and a wizard's cap with the moon on it. But none of this struck Master Hand as abnormal. What did however strike him as odd was the girls feet, that is to say that she was lacking them and in their place was a ghostly tail. The other thing that Master Hand saw and regretted that he ever did was a bloody knife.

"Floating hand" Master Hand quickly snapped back to reality to notice the girl talking. Her voice sounded innocent, but at the same time seemed to be filled with malice. Master Hand notice she was handing him an envelope with a smash orb on the cover and had the name Reimu Hakurei under it.

"So you are Reimu?" asked Master Hand.

"Not quite" said the ghost girl "She's taking care of some business involving UFOs or something along those lines."

Master Hand sighed. This isn't the first time he had to deal with identity theft. There was that case were a boy named Roy claimed to be Ike, but after he lost admitted that wasn't Ike, but this girl claimed straight forward that she wasn't the person.

"Name?" Said Master Hand.

"Mima." Said...well Mima.

"Mima, I normally don't allow people without their invitation to just enter the Smash Mansion without their own invitation, but" Master Hand let out a sigh. "Something tells me if I say no that the end result won't be pleasurable."

Mima gave a smile and proceeded to enter the mansion, by phasing Master Hand and sending a chill through him.

"This is going to end badly" Master hand thought to himself...