A/N: All rights to Masashi Kishimoto (Lucky Bastard)
The start of the story starts at the beginning of regular Naruto, as told in the story. One change I made off the bat was that Sasori has already killed Chiyo at the start of the story.
I rewrote this chapter because I felt it was too rushed and I just wasn't feeling it. I hope you guys enjoy it.
Chapter 1:
The rise of the Akatsuki is an epic tale that I guarantee you will continue to be told many years after the last member perishes. The group was birthed in a time of war, founded by Yahiko, Konan, and Nagato of the Hidden Rain, a group who endlessly travels along the path to pursue peace. The goals of the Akatsuki are simple, capture all the Tailed Beasts, or Bijuu, to put it simply, to have world domination. At the start of our story, there are 8 members, Pain (Nagato), Konan, Zetsu, Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu, Itachi Uchiha, and Kisame Hoshigaki. Orochimaru was formerly a member but defected. Around the 13th year of Naruto Uzumaki's life, Deidara's cousin contacted him sating he had information on Orochimaru. Therefore Pain sent Deidara and Kakuzu on a mission to obtain this information from him. And this, my friend, is where our story begins.
"Deidara, you had to get the fucking flu this week, of all times? Damnit! Ugh! Fuck!" yelled Kakuzu.
"Sorry! Hmmph, it's not my fault. Blame Tobi for bringing all that moldy clay into my room. That stuff must've been filled with germs." retorted Deidara.
"This mission is very important to the Akatsuki! And you're the one who suggested it. Damn you, Deidara."
"Look, I can't help it, ok. Stop yelling, it's pissing me off." yelled Deidara
"Fine. Fine. I'll do it alone." said Kakuzu. Kakuzu stormed out of Deidara's room and into his own. Kakuzu was known within the Akatsuki for having an awful temper. He walked into his own room and slammed the door. Hard.
"This sucks! I was supposed to go on the mission with Deidara! But he seriously has to get sick the day of the mission. And to think, it's his cousin we're going to meet. Oh well. I can't do anything about it. If he's sick, he's sick. He can't control it." Kakuzu mumbled to himself in his room.
Sasori of the Red Sand knocked on Kakuzu's door,
"Who is it?" asked Kakuzu.
"Sasori." he replied.
"Come in." Kakuzu said, trying to calm himself down.
"I couldn't help notice that Deidara was sick today. I knew you guys were supposed to go on a mission together. I could replace him on the mission, If you're cool with that. I've actually met Deidara's cousin once, too. Besides, I don't have anything better to do."
"Hmm…" Kakuzu stopped and thought for a few seconds. "Alright. We leave in an hour, though, so be ready." said Kakuzu, as he turned to go pack his stuff.
Sasori smiled. "Alright." He walked in to Deidara's room, grinning.
Deidara smirked. "Wow. I can't believe he actually fell for that. He is so pathetic sometimes.
Sasori smiled. "Yeah, thankfully. I'm so glad that I'll be able to spend a week alone on a mission with him! And we get to stay in hotels! Mmmm it's perfect."
"Yep. You get your time alone with Kakuzu, and I get the whole week off to relax. Well, you better go pack everything." said Deidara.
"Yeah. See ya later." said Sasori.
Sasori walked into his room, and opened the door to his storage room for his puppets. He grabbed out the scrolls to summon his best puppets, including the Third Kazekage, and but them in his cloak pocket. He laid down on his bed, and spread his arm out. Oh man, I get to go on a mission alone with Kakuzu. This is just amazing. I'm so happy.
Sasori had the biggest crush on Kakuzu since he had seen the older man when he joined the Akatsuki. He had hoped to be paired with Kakuzu, but he was put with Deidara instead, which wasn't a bad alternative. Deidara was supportive of Sasori being gay, and they got along well because of their shared interest in art.
Sasori couldn't really explain what about Kakuzu drew him in, he just knew from the first time he saw him that he would be perfect for Sasori. Their personalities complemented each other perfectly. Kakuzu was also beyond powerful, probably stronger than Sasori. Kakuzu had taken on some of the world's toughest criminals and came out with all 5 hearts intact. Day by day Sasori's love grew more powerful, yet each day he too became more accepting to the fact that Kakuzu would never love him. Oh well. A man can hope, right?
"Oops. I almost forgot. If all goes well, I'll be needing these to use in our free time." he thought to himself. Sasori opened a drawer and pulled out a bottle of lube, 5 condoms, and a handful of sex toys. He stuffed them in the bottom of his bag. Sasori shut his door, and walked to the entrance, or exit you could say, of the Akatsuki hideout. Kakuzu stood their waiting.
"Ready?" he asked.
"You know it." Sasori answered.
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed the first part. Leave a review below if you want :)