Author's Note: Here's another seasonal XenoSaga special, from yours truly. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I do. I'm hoping this one is as entertaining as the others. Enjoy!

Attack of the Killer Jrs

Finally, Jr and Momo were on their first date. Chaos and Shion) Kos-mos) had gone with them on a double date, to relieve some of the pressure off of Jr. Momo was very happy, festively dressed in a pink blouse and skirt, a white rose ornament in her hair. Momo skipped along side Jr, holding his hand. They were walking down the streets of downtown Miltia.

"This is sooo much fun Jr," Momo cooed. "First lunch, then shopping. I'm glad we didn't go to the mall this time, it was a lot nicer in a smaller shop."

"Yeah Momo. But I'm pretty sure the mall won't be as bad as it was during Christmas, are you sure you don't want to give it another try?"

Momo cringed. She stopped in her steps, her eyes zoned out. Her body began to shiver at the thought of the horrific events at the mall. Chaos leaned over to his tiny friend.

"We told you not to mention the M word around Momo anymore. The therapist said she was forever traumatized from that ordeal, she didn't want to recover. Just let her be, malls aren't that great anyway."

"Right." Jr nodded his head. He gently shook Momo's arm, knocking her out of her catatonic state. She stared at Jr.

"Forget I ever mentioned it Momo. Let's go…let's go to uh-"

"To the flower shop!"

"Sure, to the flower shop. Do you guys wanna come?"

The URTV looked at the other couple. Chaos shook his head.

"Valentines Day is another conformist holiday filled with broken hearts and shattered dreams. People think they're going out on a romantic night on the town, only to be broken with, leaving them in a pool of darkness and pain. Valentines Day is just another reminder of things you can't have."

"You say that about every holiday you damn Goth." Jr retorted. "Screw you then, come on Momo."

"OK."

The pair walked away from Shion and Chaos. After they were out of earshot, Chaos spoke to Shion.

"So what do you want to do Mary? Do you want to have a conformist night on the town, or go to the Café of Eternal Darkness and share your pain with other non-conformists like ourselves."

"I really don't care either way. I would like to see this Café of Eternal Darkness, I would like to add the information to my database."

"I told you Mary, now that your in Shion's body, you've got to start calling it a brain."

"Of course Chaos, I'd like to add that information to my brain."

"Alright. I've been working on a poem that's especially dark. Let us be off."

Chaos and Shion walked off to the Goth café.

Gagnan sat in a large captain's chair at the head of a large white room. Screens were in front of him as he looked at 2nd Miltia, his eyes gleaming.

"It's time," he muttered. "Their finally complete. Now I can release them, wreaking havoc on all of Miltia, Mwahaha!"

"Are ya done Masta Gagnun?"

Gagnun turned. Mary stood behind him, wearing a sheer, tight sweater with skin tight pants. Gagnun grinned. Mary stood next to him, he wrapped his arm around her waist.

"Are ya ready to have a good time Masta Gagnun? Or do ya gotta do sum otha thingamagig before we can fool around?"

"I have to launch the clones before I can fool around Mary. But worry not, I'll be ready for you soon enough." He ran his fingers down her leg. Mary squealed excitedly.

"Oh Masta Gagnun, don't be sucha tease if ya don't want me now."

"I'll do whatever I want baby, I am the head of this organization. And with my Jr clones, red dragons will destroy all of 2nd Miltia!"

"Not so fast."

The pair turned. The unemotional announcement of a spy was none other then Shelly. She walked up to them, her arms crossed. She glared at the two shocked.

"How dare you use Little Master's DNA to do such a horrid thing. Do you care at all about the repercussions unleashing a bunch of Red dragon mode Little Masters will have on the people?"

"No." they said in unison. Shelly scoffed.

"Then I have no choice. I'd hope you'd come to your senses Mary, but apparently sex is more important to you than family."

"Hell yeah! You should try it sum time, maybe you wouldn't be such a losa if you had some."

"No, abstinence is bliss." Shelly withdrew a hand gun from her pocket, pointing it at Mary's head.

"This is goodbye. Remember Mary, I'll always love you."

"Now you didn't even try to change my mind Shelly. I do declare you are quite foolish."

"What do you mean?"

"Do ya think Masta Gagnun is dumb enough to have anyone who finds out about his masta plan survive?"

"Huh?"

POP.

Shelly had been shot in the head. Both Mary and Gagnun laughed, looking at the Jr clone who stood behind Shelly.

"Perfect. I knew they would be perfect. Are you ready to destroy 2nd Miltia Jr A?"

"Whatever." The clone replied. He seemed pre-occupied with something.

"Excellent. Then go get Jrs B through Z and tell them to go invade 2nd Miltia. Be sure to reserve all of your strength for red dragon mode."

"Will you shut up old man?"

"If you do what I say."

"Fine fine," Jr A cocked his pistols, they were identical to the original Jrs. He turned to look at 25 more Jrs behind him.

"Are you guys ready?"

"Yeah, let's go kick some ass!" the all shouted in unison.

"Awesome, then lets go!"

With that, the Jr army marched out of the room like a military fleet.

"Yes!" Gagnun roared. "When their done, I can make a new city, 2nd Gagnun!"

"Can we do it now Masta Gagnun?"

Gagnun turned to Mary, a sly smile on his face.

"Oh yeah baby, we can do it."