Bleh, this is my first fan fiction, it will probably suck, so here i go! xD
It was one normal day on earth, well normal to the idiots of earth, when I, Invader ZIMMMMMMMMMMM, finally completed my next diabolical plan. "I shall now rein horror among
these fiflthy... HUMANS" i said, stuttering just at the thought of them.
5 HOURS LATER~
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA, I, Invader ZIMMM, am a GENIUS!" I said proudly, walking home from another day of whatever evil aliens do.
As I knocked at my door, my minion Gir came in.
" Are you the TacoMan!" Screamed Gir, hungry as ever.
"No I am NOT a tacoman!" I replied.
"Ohh.." Said Gir disappointed.
"Okay then, Gir i need you to..."
"Are you Mister Weany?" Asked Gir.
"NO! I am Invader ZIII..." I was interrupted AGAIN.
" Are you an angry monkey man?" Asked Gir, for the THIRD time.
I groaned.
"NO" I said, "I am not a TACOMAN, I am not MISTER WEANY, and i am not an ANGRY MONKEY MAN!" I screamed.
"Oh, Gir said. he then walked away. I sighed. I really needed to remember to do an intelligence test on Gir.
Just as I walked in, i was TACKLED by Gir.
" GIR, HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" I screamed.
" INTRUDER!" Gir yelled, then started whacking me with a stuffed pig toy, chasing me out of my own home.
And it's to this day, I, Invader ZIMMM, am waiting out in the cold with a filthy human hobo, wondering when my minion will ever let me in.
Yeah, so that's it, don't know what to name the title xD