Wilted Blossom

Wilted Blossom

One: Afterlife

Kenpachi X Sakura

…This is not what she expected the afterlife to be like.

Not even close.

You know, after all her 18 years of life, she really was looking forward to black emptiness. Black nothing for all of eternity, to her it seemed like heaven. A really long break for her, a time for rest and relaxation, at least until whatever god decided to reincarnate her into whatever, she didn't care what, as long as it wasn't a cherry-blossom tree because that would just be really annoying.

But as her eyes scanned the barren forest clearing she woke up in ten minutes earlier, she realized that she was royally fucked. There was no empty black abyss for her, just a life-like afterlife that looked no different than where she came from. Where was heaven? Heck, where was hell? What's next, Kisame Hoshigaki walking out of a bush in a shiny pink tutu asking for her hand in marriage?

She froze as she heard a rustling sound from deep in the forest behind her.

"Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me." She thought as she stood and went into a defensive position, ready to fight off any bead zombie people, and if it is said blue fish-man in a tutu, ready to aim for Kisa-kun's dangly bits.

What did crawl out from the bushes wasn't Kisa-kun, but pretty damn close!

Her defense position faltered slightly as she stared at the gigantic man that stood in front of her, complete with funeral clothes, at least a foot long spikes for hair, an eye patch, and a grin that said "You're fucked" in every sense of the word.

"Whoa…Is that a 24-pack?!" Inner Sakura exclaimed with hearts in her eyes when she noticed the man's bare chest.

"Not helping!" Sakura scolded, regaining her defensive position.

"So…what? He's a morning punk-emo pirate rapist?"

Sakura nearly fell over. She was about to scream obsinities at her inner when gaigantor spoke.

"You have a lot of spiritual energy kid, what's your name?" He spoke as he rested an arm over his sheathed sword. Sakura stared.

"Umm two things. One, not a kid, I'm 18. Two, Haruno Sakura." He laughed, unsheathing his sword.

"Alright! I like some spunk in 'em! Haruno, the name's Zaraki Kenpachi, now let's fight!" He lunged at her.

…what?

She barely sidestepped the cut and twisted to avoid another.

"Dude, dodge, DODGE!! Run bitch, run! The crazy man's gonna get us!!" Inner Sakura was officially in panic mode and Sakura was getting more and more freaked out with each slash she dodged. She flipped a few feet away as his raggedy sword clipped a few hairs by her neck.

His grin faded into a frown. "What? I know you can fight woman, I know you're strong! So fight back already!!" He yelled, pointing his sword at her. "Oh, don't tell me that you can't fight, it's not like you'll win anyways so defend yourself!!"

Fire lit in Sakura's eyes. This bastard is going down!

She charged straight at him, ducking under another swing of his sword before sending a chakra filled fist right into his chest. He flew back about thirty feet before crashing into a tree, toppling it over along with himself as dust showered around him. Sakura pumped her fist in the air.

"Shannaro!! How's that for ya, dick?! That's what you get for underestimating Haruno Sakura! See ya later, asshole!" she yelled, already turning around before walking away. She froze completely when a dark and crazed laugh filled the forest area, echoing through the trees that surrounded her. She turned slowly to see the dust clearing, reviling the devil-like man walking towards her, flexing his fingers around his weapon, and not a scratch on his body. A shudder ran down Sakura's spine.

"Im-impossible!" "Oh fuck…"

"That hurt! Man, kid I wish we could fight like that some more, you're one hellova opponent." His laughter slowly died and a look of seriousness spread across his face. "But this has gone on long enough. Sadly, it's time to end this woman." An amazing pressure surrounded the girl as Zaraki removed the eye patch from its place. Sakura stood there, terrified; unable to move, or breathe for that matter, as the larger man stalked closer to her trembling body. A white flash suddenly entered her vision.

The next thing she knew, a small little twelve year old boy was standing in between her and the raving lunatic trying to murder her. The white-haired boy glanced at her for a second before turning his attention to the larger man.

"Zaraki. Although you have full permission to do what you want during your free time, I'm sure pretty sure torturing a new soul wasn't in mind."

"Shut up brat and just tell me why you're bugging me." Zaraki growled, causing the small boy to twitch in annoyance.

"Yamamoto wants to see all the captains, that means you also!" And with that, the small boy disappeared.

Sakura stared, not understanding anything really. She suddenly realized that the crazy man with an inferiority complex was standing not three feet away from her with a wide grin. She slammed her eyes shut, unable to move and anticipating the pain that was sure to come.

She felt a pair of lips overlay her own.

Her eyes shot open and stared at the tall man walking away from her.

"See ya, Haruno. Maybe the next time we see each other, we'll have a little more…fun." He turned to grin at her before disappearing in a flash.

Sakura stared, completely confused.

"What the hell just happened??"

IMPORTANT

A few important notes, rules, and ect regarding this story thingy.

1. This is co-written between AkatsukisSakura and I and I will say which chapter is written by whom at the end. AkatsukisSakura might have some things to say at the end of chapters, I don't know. By the way, AkatsukisSakura's computer sucks and she can't get on the internet so I'm typing this all out after she gives me the handwritten version. If you ask her something, I'll tell her and give her response to you.

2. We will do request. We will NOT do Yuri or any pairings that are really gross. (example: Yamamoto X Sakura) and for right now, no Hitsugya X Sakura because that's too common. We probably will do one later.

3. YOU CAN REQUEST ANYTHING!! (even if we have already written it once before) We are here to please and entertain you and ourselves! And if you want you can put a simple prompt for us to write around with that paring.

4. For right now we are sticking to rated T, we might do a lemon but there will be a notice at the top of the chapters if it is a lemon.

5. Please do not flame any pairings here.

6. WE LIVE FOR CRACK! EXTREM CRACK RULES!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

(Author Notes)

this one was written by me and I have to I effing love this pairing! I think Kenpachi and Sakura go together really well! If you want me to elaborate than I will do so the next chappie! XD

This is supposed to be like Sakura first died and has no idea what the fuck is going on type of thing, trust me, the next chapter hopefully isn't going to be crapy because I know I suck at writing. Please excuse any spelling or grammar mistakes, cause I suck!

There will be a thing on my profiles saying which pairings are up next and here is what we have so far:

Ichimaru X Sakura- me

Mayuri X Sakura- AkatsukisSakura

Yumichika X Sakura- AkatsukisSakura

That's all we have so far so bye!! waves hystericly Also!

WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!

Till next time!!