Larry Potsmoker n' tha Polar Bear
One dizzle Larry Potsmoker came up in tha arctic wit a newspaper, smokin a apple n' playin wit tha Wii. I do not know how tha fuck tha heck he did it yo, but he did it yo. Dude sees a polar bear yo. Dude says: Yo muthafucka polar bear!
But it was not a real polar bear. It was Voldemort, muthafucka! So he kills Larry Potsmoker.
THE END
Teehee!