Started by: Akatori (Second Late Night Writer)

So this is basically going to be a fun little advice column. Sound fun? This chapter will be a question from a character in a different anime, just to start the story off. However, the following chapters will be questions that YOU, the readers have for Sohma Ayame. Remember, we will not post chapters unless we have at least two questions for Ayame, so get asking!

The Late Night Writers Fanfiction Co. Does not own Fruits Basket in any way, shape, or form. Fruits Basket is owned by Natsuki Takaya (pen name) published in Hana to Yume magazine, distributed in the US by TokyoPop manga.

Dear Ayame,

So the thing is, everybody is constantly calling me "short", "midget", "puny", and even "chibi". It drives me mad and I find all my anger boiling up inside of me... like I could rip their ears off and feed them to a dog... ESPECIALLY my stupid boss who has a SERIOUS superiority complex! He's always like, "Oh, hi. Didn't see you behind all of that paper work there, hahaha." and acting like he's all this and that. It REALLY brings down my self esteem! Then my brother, who's a FRICKIN SUIT OF ARMOUR WITH A SOUL tells me I need to FRICKIN MANAGE MY ANGER! Not to mention this girl I've known for forever and a day suddenly decided it would be fun to THROW WRENCHES AT ME! Then of course, there's this psycotic revenge-fetish freak with red eyes and a big scar who's trying to blow up my brain. Not to mention my teacher is homocidal, and my boss's subordinates? Yeah, one's gun crazy, one won't stop smoking, one acts like a little kid and has some sort of puppy fetish, one is obsessed with his family and carries pictures everywhere, and one recites useless facts. Not to mention there's this guy with freakish muscles (I think he's on steroids) who is STALKING me and my brother, and whenever he talks these stupid sparkles come up. And he's all, "this has been passed down in my stupid frickin family for generations and crap". MY LIFE SUCKS!

-FullMetal Shrimp

Dear FullMetal Shrimp

Let's answer one question at a time, and take it slowly. Don't be ashamed of your height! All that matters is that YOU know YOU are fabulous and beautiful. Now your boss probably doesn't mean anything, he's just trying to piss you off and such until you blow up. Don't worry, this isn't the worst that could happen, tee hee! Now, you shouldn't pay any mind to that brother of yours... you can't really trust someone who doesn't have a body... this girl who is throwing wrenches at you... maybe she feels sad, angry, or is filled with angst because you don't show her the affection a growing girl needs. Take her out on a date... a romantic one... even if you don't want to. After all, it will stop the wrench throwing. Now the man with the scar... he's trying to kill you... try sitting him down so you can TALK about the feelings and anger between you both, and solve something with a compromise. Even if he kills you anyway, at least you can say you tried... Now the gun crazy soldier... don't know about that one... the one who won't stop smoking... whatever, don't care... loli-shota-inu fetish one... sounds adorable! Dress him up in lolita and he won't seem as annoying! Now, back on topic. Family man... never mind... reciting useless facts... can't help with that. Now someone who is stalking you... simply tell him that you need your privacy and maybe he will respect you if you politely ask him to stop. The sparkles that you speak of... try to get him to try on something pink, that would look very lovely with the sparkles and muscles.

Oh dear, I do believe I only gave you useless advice and fashion tips.

Well, I hope it helps anyway!

-Ayame

Ayame will be happy to answer any questions you have. Just ask what you want to know in the reviews, and we promise to answer all questions in later chapters.

IT'S AYAME NOT AAYAME! Anyways wow! this does sound like Ayame.

-Kyki (The First Late Night Writer)