"Oh yes, Yes, YES OH GOD DON'T STOP I WANT YOUR CUM, I NEED YOUR CUM, FUCK ME HARDER, FUCK ME FASTER, DON'T STOP BARNEY!" Slutty McSlutson's entire body shook with pleasure as Barney climaxed, and ripped his giant purple dick out of her 6 year old pussy. "Want a smoke?" Asked Barney as he put on their favorite show Boku no Pico. "Where's the alcohol?" She replied. Slutty always drank when she smoked. Luckily for her Barney had a bottle of vodka. "you know we should try that sometime." said Slutty as Pico came on the ceiling of the car. "Say no more, TO THE BARNEYMOBILE!" They ran into the sex cave. The sex cave is Barney's personal sex dungeon and is also where he keeps his Barneymobile. There's only one entrance, a portal inside Barney's dick, and one exit, a giant asshole of a lolicon painting, inside of which there is another portal. They rushed past dozens of cells filled to the brim with Barney's "prime specimens". He got into the dick shaped car and got into position. After "the act" Barney decided that he had had his way with this town, and he was ready to move to the next. He weighed his options and decided to travel to the little known town of , * Unfortunately he was going to have some competition. A new pizzeria by the name of Freddy Fazzbear's had opened up in town.

Barney had finally chosen his next victim, and had climbed up the wall of his house, but when he tried to open the window he found that it was wide open. He looked inside and saw the faint outline of what looked like a rabbit taking his kid out of the bed. "Hey, fuck off, that's my kid!" He whispered. The rabbit simply turned it's head, screeched, and ran down the stairs and out of the house. Suddenly he heard footsteps coming and a concerned voice climbing upstairs "Owen?" It said. Barney climbed back down the wall and ran off. "Shit!" he said " I forgot to leave the note!" Now he knew that he was on the clock. Not only were bunnies stealing his kids, but the parents were going to know the kids were being kidnapped. He went into hyperdrive grabbing as many kids as he could with no care as to how much noise, or how many dick shaped holes he left in people's houses. After a hard nights work of subgugating children in his dungeon, he got into bed with slutty. "You ready to get it on?" He asked "Is that even a question?" Replied slutty, but no sooner had Barney stuck it in her ass than, had two animatronic animals, a rabbit and a chicken, crashed through the door. They ran at slutty, but barney's dick was too fast. It went up the chicken's ass and came out through it's mouth, killing it. His dick then pinned the rabbit to the wall, but the rabbit broke the wall and ran. His dick was about to attack, but "Wait." Said Barney "We'll follow it to their base of operations, who knows how many kids are there!" His dick got noticeably thicker and nodded vigorously at him, and so they left to follow him. When Barney saw where he had led them he almost choked on his own stupidity "OF COURSE, FREDDY FAZBEAR'S! How could I have been so dumb! That rabbit is Bonnie!" He yelled "All right Bonnie you're time is up. Come out and it might not hurt." But there was no reply. His dick busted down the door. It was so energetic that as soon as it saw a kid it raped him until he died of exhaustion. "Where are they?" Asked Barney "Oh well, let's get those kids!" But his dick only brought back nine. "Only nine?" He said "Wait a minute, get a pizza!" As soon as his dick smelled the pizza, however he started penetrating it. "Oh god Freddy's pizza, is children! What kind of monster would use perfectly good cum buckets as food!" Said Barney "Wait a minute. I KNOW WHY THEY AREN'T HERE! THEY'RE AFTER SLUTTY!" He yelled angrily. Within seconds he had crashed through the ceiling. The animatronics turned there heads to look at the intrude. Slutty was crying as Freddy was about to rape her. "YOU'VE DONE IT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!" Said Barney as he jumped on Freddy, ripped his arms from his sockets, and crushed his skull. He charged at the other two and three them through the wall and into the entrance of his house, where hundreds of parents and a few police officers where searching for the lost children. Barney's dick went into a blind rage raping everyone so hard their heads exploded in a horrifying vision of red and purple.