(A/N-This is one of my first ever fanfics, and I tried, but might have not succeeded, to make it as funny as possible, and if somebody here already did this and are mad at me, I am REALLY sorry, because this came from a random burst of inspiration. So here it is: Betting With the Cullens)

Disclaimer-I don't own any of these characters, but one day I might!!

Chapter 1: The Idea

Emmett POV-

MAN IT IS BORING TODAY!! All of the girls, excluding Esme, were out shopping, so we were all alone at home watching TV. I smirked at the thought of Bella dying of too much shopping, but automatically stopped when Edward threw me a death glare, and then ran to the Volvo to get Bella from the mall. Suddenly, and idea popped into my head, but I needed Jasper in my room. As usual, I called him with "Jasper, I need help with picking out my outfit for dinner tonight with Rose, and I know that you hang out with Alice…" in my most girly voice with a puppy dog face. Jasper looked at me with the most confused look in my life, and then ran over with me to my room.

"Emmett, it really depends on the place you go, but-"

"Jasper, I wasn't serious!!" I interrupted, but suddenly felt the waves of embarrassment coming off of him, and shrank back onto my bed.

"What do you want then?" Jasper asked hastily, "I want to pick up Alice now!"

I felt a giant evil smile creep its way onto my face as I told him my idea. "How about making this day a little more interesting by making a few bets, if you know what I mean."

I knew Jasper was going to do it as he leaned forward, listening intently. Suddenly, we both broke into evil laughs that filled the whole house, and lasted a few minutes, until Esme came in. After half a second she figured out our idea, and kindly asked, "I'll be the referee, but this time, don't include a flame-thrower. You know how upset we got when almost all of our prized possessions were destroyed."

Jasper and I both swore under our breath, and smiled sheepishly up at Esme.

Today was going to be fun.

(A/N- My first chapter!! You can give bet suggestions to me. Also…R&R!! Review if you want more….actually, I hate it when people do that…..I am ranting again!! I will update maybe today, but if I can't, I am new and I didn't know, or I will be tired. Bye!!)