Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon.
"Petilil! Use energy ball!" Touko yelled.
"Petilil!" A ball of light formed and was sent hurdling towards some trees, making them crash to the forest floor.
"Wow! Great job!" She kissed the top of the pokemon's head.
"Peti," she said, happy that she pleased her trainer.
"Touko? What did you do to Samurott?" N asked. He had been observing their training session.
"I kissed her," she answered, holding Petilil in her arms.
"Kiss?" Touko's eyes widened. Was he serious?
"You know kiss?" N just blinked.
"Excuse me?"
He was serious.Being isolated from most of humanity must make you miss a couple things...
"Um..." How was she going to explain this? "A kiss is where you press your lips to someone you love, I guess. Like a family member, your pokemon, or maybe a girlfriend. If you get one."
"Like this?" N kissed the top of Petilil's head. Touko smiled.
"Yeah. Like that."
"Touko are you my friend?" She thought for a second.
"Yeah. Wh-" He pressed his lips to hers.
SMACK!
"Ow!" N held his now inflicted cheek.
"WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING?" Touko screamed at him. N cowered a bit.
"I-I thought I was doing it right... and you're my girlfriend." Her face turned a bright red, instantly regretting not explaining more thoroughly.
"N. I'm not your girlfriend."
"But you said you were my friend. And you're a girl if I remember correctly."
"I'm just your friend!"
"So you're not a girl?"
"GAH!" Touko banged her head against a tree.
"Touko, I don't think that's safe..."
This was going to be a LONG day.