Welcome to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! I don't own yu-gi-oh, or Kaiba Corp...yet...
Ahem! Anyways, this is the first chapter of Yugi's strange adventures version 2.0! Yugi and his friends will go through tons of madness (like beach penguins!), but don't worry, nothing real bad and I will keep all of the characters in character. So read and enjoy!
One late Friday night, Yugi and his friends Joey, Bakura, and Tristan were all in Yugi's basement (if he has one!) playing games and watching TV.
"I've got it!" shouted Yugi triumphantly. "The movie star did it with a piano in the kitchen!"
"You're wrong!" argued Joey, gesturing toward his cards. "I know for a fact that it was the Colonel with a sledgehammer in the boiler room!"
"But, I have the boiler room in my hand," said Tristan. "And besides, it has to be the butler with a knife in the drawing room."
"Why don't we see who was right?" suggested Bakura. He took the cards and flipped them over. "It was the butler with a sledgehammer in the kitchen."
"It's always the butler!" said Joey, slamming his cards down angrily.
"So what do we do now?" asked Tristan.
"Let's order a pizza!" said Yugi.
"YEAH!" everyone else agreed.
"Order some pepperoni, Yuge," said Joey.
"What? But I want anchovies!" said Tristan.
"Anchovies? Gross!" Bakura made a face. "Besides, I want Canadian bacon."
"We aren't Canadian, baka!" said Joey. "Come on, Yugi, get pepperoni!"
"I have an idea!" said Yugi suddenly, hoping to end the fight. "Let's roll dice for the topping."
"Alright! I choose seven!" said Joey immediately.
"Five," said Tristan.
"Three," said Bakura. "What number will you choose?" They all looked at Yugi.
"Well, I don't really mind what topping we end up getting," said Yugi with a smile. "You're all my great friends, I would be pleased just to see you all happy."
"Quit the sappy crap, Yugi, and choose a number!" shouted Joey.
"Alright, if you insist."
"Quit it!"
"Gomen...I guess I choose...one."
"Let's get rolling!" shouted Joey. He began to giggle. "Get it? 'Rolling?' It's a pun!"
"That's pathetic! Give me those!" Tristan grabbed the dice.
"Roll them pizza dice, Honda!" said Yugi.
"Come on anchovies!" begged Tristan. He threw the dice and everyone watched them intently.
"It's...it's..."
"PEPPEROOOOO-NAY! PEPPEROOOOO-NAY!" Joey did a little dance on the table happily.
Suddenly, Yamu took over. "I demand a re-roll!" He banged his fist on the table.
They all looked at him. "You said you didn't care!" protested Bakura.
"Yugi didn't care, I do!" said Yamu. "Let me roll the dice."
"NO WAY! It's pepperoni and that's that!" Joey yelled in his face. "Just because you're some ancient pharaoh of Egypt, doesn't mean you can have your way!"
"There's only one way to settle this..." Yamu whipped out his card deck. "I challenge you to a duel!"
"Dueling isn't the answer people!" said Bakura. The room got dark as a single beam of light shone down upon Bakura. "We need to learn to settle our differences like the mature people we are. It doesn't matter how much we want something. What matters is that we get along and live together in sweet harmony, like good friends should." Suddenly, the white light turned red and his evil half took over. "And besides, I want Canadian bacon and that's that!"
Everyone looked at him. "Uhh..."
"Pepperoni!" shouted Joey. They all began to shout at once, yelling and arguing so loud that no one could hear what anyone else was saying.
Then the door burst open and Grandpa came in. "Yugi? What's with all the racket?"
"Sorry, Grandpa, but we were just calmly deciding what kind of pizza we wanted to order," said Yugi.
"I thought this would happen," said Grandpa. "So I took the liberty of ordering pizza for you!" He held up a box of pizza.
"Yeah! You're the best Grandpa!" Yugi took the box and opened it. "Ah...the sweet smell of cheese!"
"Cheese!" the others crowded around the pizza. Sure enough, it was cheese, just plain cheese.
"I know how much you like cheese pizza, Yugi!" said Grandpa.
"You said you didn't care!" Joey rounded on him.
"I didn't ask him to get it!" Yugi defended himself. "Wait, what are you—''
SPLAT! Joey slammed the pizza on Yugi's head. Yugi licked the cheesey sauce off his face. "Mmm...cheesey!"
But then a group of beach penguins came out of nowhere, attracted by the cheese, and attacked poor Yugi. The others laughed.
END OF CHAPTER ONE