the TARDIS has landed on a jungle in some alien planet, Ian, Barbara and Susan walked ahead while the Doctor proceeded to lock the TARDIS, But suddenly a man appeared out of Nowhere, The 10th doctor
Both man stared aT each other
"WHAT!"? The 10th doctor shouted
"..." The First Doctor continued to stare, with his cane ready in case he needed it to smash the head of this strange fellow
" what!"?, WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!"? the 10th doctor shouted again much louder
"...."
" Hey!, whats the matter?, you are supposed to say what for the opening credits to start!" the 10th doctor took a step and almost fell to the floor
" what is the meaning of this young man!"?, hmmmm!"?, drinking like this!, how irresponsible!, is a good thing my granddaughter is not here, I dont want her to see bad examples like you!" The first doctor was not amused when he discovered that the young man was not paying attention, instead he was playing with the sonic screwdriver
" What?", oh yes Susan!, you know I never noticed how hot she was until now, Maybe I shall give her a taste after I try Jackie, Im living my life to the ful"before he was able to finish the first doctor smashed the 10th doctor's head with his cane
" who are you!"?"!, how you know the name of my granddaughter"?", hmmmm?, you better go!, because chestyman is going to kick your arse when he gets here!"
" chesterman!, chaterston!,chestertun!, oh I got it!, chesterton! " shouted the drunken 10th doctor
" yes, yes!, chesterton, How you know all this young man?" asked the first doctor
" Because im you, from the future, I am The timelord victorius!"
" good gracious!, so you are my replacement?, an immature skinny young man?" commented the first Doctor while inspecting the 10th doctor
" now get closer, I have stories to tell you" the 10th Doctor puts out a Book titled " one thousand year diary" and begins to read to the first doctor.
2 hours later......
" but this is proposterous!!!" exclaimed the first doctor
" yes I know"
" IT takes a terrible Writer to do all this stuff" says the first doctor
" RTD is brilliant, but he is not good enough, Well, time for me to go" the 10th doctor started to walk away but stops and look directly at the first doctor
" you know, I hated being you, always grumpy, bossy and strict, and you failed to realise that even if Barbara was not a 19 year old, she was freaking hot" the 10th doctor ran away, fell down, gets up and continued running
moments later Susan came Running back to the TARDIS
" Grandfather!, we are waiting for you, there is a city at the end of the jungle" exclaimed Susan excited
" Yes, yes, Child, there is something rather important we must talk about"
" What about?" asked Susan
"" sex education, child, Do you know from where babies come from?"
" Well, yes, from a machine back home"
" no child, Im talking about the other way, Sex, a mating ritual!
" so, that was what that skinny guy with the sideburns meant when he invited me to dance, it was a very strange dance...." the face of the doctor turned pale
END