How A Mummy Brought Us Together?

Description: This is my version of The Mummy and the people in it with of course some of my own additions.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Mummy or the Character's in it except for Grady Mc Grail, Johanna Amun, Josephine Jaeger, Caroline Jaeger, Leonard Jaeger and Madeline Mansuette and any others that I might add later. Please R &R! Thanks.


Chapter 1: Don't you shut that door!

Year 1925 – Hamanaptra Ruins in the Sahara Desert.

A mile across the scorching desert there were two hundred French foreign Legionaries scurrying through the ruins, preparing for the onslaught. Our heroes are both sitting on the wall and their Kepis are sitting at a jaunty angle. They are both dashing and handsome in their own way. Richard or Rick O'Connell was tall, muscular, had light brown hair and blue eyes. Grady Mc Grail was just as tall and muscular but he had black hair and amethyst eyes. They are both looking out at the massive screaming horde galloping at them. It's show time.

"I knew this was going to be a lousy day," stated O'Connell sarcastically as Mc Grail just shook his head in agreement. Then this scrawny French guy named Beni joined them in the wall and stated nervously, "Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can't we just surrender?"

"Shut up, Beni and suck it up," stated Mc Grail coolly.

"Gimme your bandolier," demanded O'Connell. As Beni handed to him he said, "Then let's run away. Right now, while we can still make it."

As O'Connell put it on he demanded, " Now gimme your revolver, you'll never use it anyway." When Beni handed it over he asked, "Then let's play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore."

As O'Connell slides it into his belt he demands again, "Now go find me a stick." Then Beni says looking very confused, "In the desert? What for?"

O'Connell then turns and faces him nose to nose and explains, "So I can tie it to your back, you seem to be without a spine." You see Mc Grail shaking his head and saying, "Here they come."

The hordes of soldiers thundered forward; the three soldiers are now running into their position as O'Connell asked Beni, "How'd a guy like you end up in the Legion anyway?"

"I got caught robbing a synagogue. Lots of good stuff in them holy places; churches, temples, mosques, and who is guarding them?"

"Alter boys?" offered Grady.

"Exactly! I speak seven languages, including Hebrew, so my specialty was synagogues. How 'bout you, O'Connell? Kill somebody?" Beni trips over a rock and accidentally tackles both Grady and Rick to the ground and receives two nasty looks from the men he hit.

"No, but I am considering it."

"What then? Robbery? Extortion? Kidnapping!"

"None of the above thank you."

"Then what in the hell are you doing here?"

Rick gives Beni a big cheesy smile, "I was just looking for a good time." Grady gives Rick a knowing look; they had been together at the orphanage and were best friends. Then out of the corner of his eye Mc Grail saw the Captain fleeing from the scene; he was abandoning his army being the spineless man he was. No courage in his genes.

"Oh shit, steady guys. It seems we just lost our Capitan," stated Grady as he rolled his eyes.

Grady tried to reassure their fellow soldiers but several more ran away while Rick took over. "STEDAY!" but whispers to himself, "What in the hell am I sayin'?" The Tuaregs let loose with those horrifying oooo-loo-loog screams while more Legionnaires hauled-ass; Beni was one of them. "STEDAY!" but again whispers to himself, "What in the hell am I doin'?" The Tuaregs set their rifles and take aim. Rick steels himself, cocks and locks. The cartridges in his mouths suddenly snap, his spit it into the sand. "FIRE!" The Legionnaires on the ground fire and the rifles report with a crash. The blast blows dozens of Tuaregs clean off their mounts. The prone Legionnaires quickly begin to reload. "FIRE!" The kneeling Legionnaires fire and more Tuaregs bite the sand. The remaining warriors open fire. Thunder and smoke rip the hot air. A third of the Legionnaires are killed instantly. "FIRE!" The remaining standing Legionnaires fire. Tuaregs spin off their mounts. Crash into the sand and then the entire Tuareg force plows into the ruins and through the Legionnaires. Rick and Grady grabs the barrel of their rifles and starts clubbing riders off their steeds, fighting like possessed men.

Beni on the other hand, is belly crawling across the sand, whimpering in full retreat as Legionnaires fall dead all around him. He crawls through the front gate.

Rick and Grady throw their rifles down and go for their guns. They cross-draw a gun in each hand, starts blowing riders off their mounts.

Beni crawls faster, and then he spots a temple doorway amongst the rocks. He gets up and sprints for the door as the last of the Legionnaires are shot off their feet behind him. Rick and Grady's guns go empty.

"Fuck!" said Grady furiously. As he turned around and ran like hell in-between the ruins as he sees Rick run in the opposite direction followed by most of the men while the others went after him. Luckily for Grady though he got a head start. He ran back to camp where they had been digging up some valuables. There he saw the tomb they had gone through; it was opened but the mummy was still inside. Grady took this as his chance. It would be disgusting but it might just save his life. He jumped into the large tomb and quickly maneuvered so that the mummy was on top of him. With the mummy on top of him the Tuaregs hopefully would just go right past here and look around and not see him because he was hidden well enough. But if they decided to check it out he would be dead for sure. At the same time his best friend Rick was also running into a bit of trouble.

"Son-of-a-bitch!" whispered Rick. Four Tuareg warriors on massive Arabians chase after him and Rick hurdles a stone column, hits the ground running. He spots Beni inside the Temple doorway,
trying to close the heavy sandstone door. "Hey! Beni! Wait up!" but unfortunately Beni was having no intention of stopping his only reaction was to shut the door harder. "What are you doin'! Wait up!"

Rick runs faster. Beni pushes harder. The four Horsemen leap the big column and charge after him. "Don't you close that door! DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT DOOR!" Beni closes the door just as Rick reaches it. Rick slams his body into the door. It doesn't budge. "I'm going to get you for this!" swore Rick. At this Rick turns and bolts off around the rocks. Running for his life, weaving through the ruins. The Tuaregs were catching up to him; getting closer and closer. Rick ran until he ran into a sunken statue and then he felt it there was nothing else he could do. He was out in the middle of nowhere with no guns, explosives or anything to save him; he was going to die.

Now back to Grady. Grady was lying patiently in the tomb waiting for the Tuaregs to run by to pass him up. Then he finally heard it. He heard the pounding of the horses' hoofs getting louder and louder with each horrifying millisecond. Finally they were so loud Grady swore that that had to be them but then suddenly they stopped. They didn't fade out like they were supposed to they just stopped at full climax, which meant they were checking everything out. He was a goner for sure.

Rick finally spun around and faced his attackers. The four massive horses halt into a stop in front of him. The vicious Tuaregs raised their rifles to finish him off. Rick just stood there, exhausted and beaten, and then he slowly lifts his right hand and gives them the bird. 'Let the fuckers know what you think of them before you die. I mean you're gonna die anyway so why not,' thought Rick gloomily. Then all the horses go crazy as if his finger possessed all the evil in the world. They screech, snort and rear back in fear while sending their owners face first into the sand.

But just then he heard horses screech and men scream but it wasn't him or Rick. Then he heard the Tuareg men hop on their horses and ride off, away from the tomb, away from him. Amazingly enough he was safe and without any extreme physical damage. Realizing this he bounded out of the tomb and started shaking off the creepy feeling of laying in a tomb with a thousand plus year old mummy. Then he went to find Rick, hopefully alive.

They men finally feel the evil surrounding this place and chase after their terrified mounts. Just then Rick stares at his finger thinking, 'How in the hell did I manage this?' Then he felt it the evil and the sand flying up out of nowhere. He ran back and watched the sand incredulously as he heard someone calling his name. He looked around and saw no one in sight and was thinking 'What in the hell?' Then over to his one side he saw somebody in their Legionnaire uniform. Then he recognized the voice; it was Grady. 'Rick you're letting this place get to you. You don't believe in ghost and spirits and crap like that but there is most definitely something under that sand and it is evil of evils.'

"Rick, Hey. Let's get out of here this place just gets creepier by the min . . . ute." He hesitates as he sees the sand transform into a face. "I take that back lets get out of here now! I'm not usually suspicious but this place might be changing me," he said scared shitless as he ran away from the creepy face dragging his best friend with him.

But from up on a cliff they see a group of tattooed men just sitting there on the cliff. They were the Mumia but they thought they were just hallucinating.


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