Summary: What happens when Neville, Draco, Hermione and Harry are gods? Well mainly a lot of drama and a LOT of bullshit. But hey they are gods after all. Hermione is Athena (very logical since she is the BRIGHTEST WITCH OF THEIR AGE), Neville is Thanatos, (I know he should be like a male version of Demeter but he is OOC so, yeah he can be Thanatos if I want him to it is my story anyways), Draco is Ares (he is a bully and sort of looking forwards to a fight so he has very Ares like qualities), and Harry is Zeus (just for the shit of it). Basically they were fighting again because apparently now they care a whole bunch for all their kids and Thanatos had a job to do being Death himself, Hera got mad and took action and the rest is the story. ENJOY!
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. JUST CERTAIN CHARACTERS.
FIXED AND CLEAN ENJOY THE NEW AND IMPPROVED HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF GREEK GODS AND WIZARDY
Hera P.O.V.
Once again, the gods were at it fighting because of who Thanatos is and what his job is. You know him like every other god has jobs to do! And his job just happens to be to cause death and mayhem.
The gods they fight all the fucking time because Thanatos just happens to be death and he has to kill, well more like take a soul away from people to keep the balance of the Earth. This time Athena and Ares were fighting with him. Although they know he has to do his job. He just happened to kill their children which were on a quest for who knows who and who knows what. Then, Zeus had to get in to stop them. Which of course didn't work, because he ended up siding with them. I mean honestly it's not anyone's fault he and his brothers are very powerful gods and their children end up much more powerful than the average demigod which attracts even more monsters and gets them killed and they have a way with words and the whole situation ends up being them rioting against Death.
I'd try to stop them... but there is just no way. Well I am sick and tired of the god's behavior towards Thanatos, just because he has a job to do. Well I am going to teach them a lesson. I planned this very carefully. I planned on using the mist to erase… well more like block their memories. I will then call Hecate, goddess of magic, yes magic you'll learn what for in a couple of minutes, Apollo, god of prophecies and bunch of other shit, and Kronos, god of time to help me out with what I will do. I plan on putting them through hell of death and then bringing them back here that'll teach them alright.
I concentrate really hard and soon I have control of the mist and the words come out of my mouth "Οη ομίχλη απάντηση να μου την εντολή έχω ανάγκη όλους σας δύναμη i am the hera η θεά του γάμου έχω ανάγκη να διαγράψετε τα περιεχόμενα του άρη το god of war, ο μηχανισμός αθηνα το goddes της σοφίας και τον δία ο θεός του κεραυνού και ο βασιλιάς των μύθων" I said the words and not much than 5 seconds later they were on the floor unconscious. Except for a very confused Thanatos. "Umm... what the Tartarus just happened?!" Asked Thanatos. "I'll explain in a minute" I said.
I called Kronos, Hecate and Apollo and put my plan in action. I will then call the other gods and tell them a speech I carefully prepared. There was a POP and a CRACK seconds later. "Lady Hera why have you called us?" they chorused while bowing down to me. "Well I have decided to give the gods a lesson starting with them..." I pointed to the unconscious gods on the floor "... they have been rather annoying, about Thanatos's work and I think they should get a lesson. So I erased their memories, well more like blocked them, all of three of them and when they finally learn to live up to Thanatos's job they will return or they will stay like that until I say so." I said cutting straight to the point and smiled. "OK. But why are we needed?" asked Apollo. "I was getting to that don't rush me." I said annoyed. "Sorry" he mumbled. "So I have called Kronos because I want him to make them children again including Thanatos over there..." I was interrupted, seriously don't they know that when I talk I can't get interrupted... "WHAT!? NO NO NO I AM NOT TURNING TO A CHILD AGAIN AND LOSE ALL MY GOOD LOOKS AND HAVE TO GO TRHUGH PUBERTY AGAIN!" he yelled " Yes you are now let me finish" I said in the brink of getting mad through gritted teeth. "Now where was I ah yes Apollo because I want him to create a prophecy for this and Hecate because I want her to give them magic. Oh and I need them to live in your pet world." I said they looked speechless.
"OK. I'll give them magic and I'll let them live in my world but with a price." She said. "Alright tell me the price and let's move on before they wake up." I said. I think that instead of goddess of magic she should be the goddess of I give you what you want but there is a price to pay, I believe mortals call it The Devil "Very well then, I wish to have my powers fully restored and be considered a goddess again." She answered. "Fine. You get what you want but Zeus won't be happy… but who said he has to find out… alright consider yourself a goddess and come later to give you your powers" I said. "Ok." I smiled. "Then it is done." I said feeling like I forgot something.
"And how does this involve me?" Oh I almost forgot. "YOU will have the most important job of all. You are going to be there, as a spokesman, you know showing them the true meaning of death, showing them that death is needed for the balance of the earth and for the destiny of people." I said easily "That sounds easy but what about my job I can't do both at a time." "That is easy Mark takes your job" "Ok." And with that I called the other gods. And Thanatos left to be turned.
Ten minutes later they were children, still unconscious thankfully, a prophecy was created "The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches ... Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies ... And the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not ... And either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives ... The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies...", and they were given magic.
I used the mist to give them their identities (except Thanatos who said he was going to choose and create his identity). Zeus is now Harry Potter: son of Lily and James Potter, The Boy Who Lived, best friends with Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy, Athena is now Hermione Granger: daughter of Andrea Granger and Marcus Granger, Know-it-all, best friends with Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy, Thanatos is now Neville Longbottom: son of Alice and Frank Longbottom, the cool and emo-like kid, best friends with Harry P., Hermione G., and Draco Malfoy, Ares is now Draco Malfoy: son of Narcisse and Lucius Malfoy, bad boy, best friends with Harry P., Hermione G. and Neville Longbottom.
I just called the gods they are all on their way, time for my carefully well prepared speech. 5 minutes later they arrived. "Silence!" I yelled. "I know you have noticed that Thanatos, Athena, Ares, and Zeus aren't here." I said and it was followed by a series of YEAH I'VE NOTICED. "Why aren't they here and what is so important ALL the gods to have to be called?" asked Artemis. "Well if you let me explain and not rush me" I said annoyed. Silence. "Ok now. They are here" I pointed to some beds behind me where they rested, and the bored looking Thanatos sat paying attention, he smiled and waved. "Why are they children?" asked Hermes. I gave him a look that could kill. He seemed scared I internally smirked. "Back to my point, they are children. Why you ask? Because I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU COMING TO COMPLAIN TO US BECAUSE THANATOS DID HIS FUCKING JOBOF KILLING/TAKING THE SOUL OF YOUR CHILD. SO I AM TEACHING YOU ALL A LESSON YOUR CHILD WAS ON THE LIST SO FACE IT THEY DIED AND THEY ARE GOING TO STAY DEAD AND THATS IT!" I would have continued but I noticed Thanatos shaking with laughter at their scared faces and smiled. "Now what I was saying is that Ares and Athena are the last people to complain, this is the last time Thanatos is the bad guy and the last time Zeus will ever have to make you stop fighting and end up rioting with you against Thanatos. I turned them to children and until they have learned their lesson they will not come back. It can take millenniums..." Again interrupted "WHAT I'M NOT STAYING IN THAT FUCKING SCHOOL FOR MILLENIUMS! No offence Hecate but I LOVE MY JOB AND DON'T WANNA NOT DO IT FOR MILLENIUMS!" yelled Thanatos. "Don't worry you won't it is just an exaggeration you will be there 7-8 years." I said and he sighed. "Now err… oh yeah... millenniums if has to so they will learn their lesson. Now their positions will be taken up by their children. I have chosen Annabeth Chase for Athena, Mark Jabbers for Thanatos, Jason Grace for Zeus and Clarisse La Rue for Ares any questions? No? OK dismissed." I said. "Wait who will be King of the Gods?" asked Poseidon as they were leaving causing them to stay to see what will happen. Wow so unexpected. "I will." I said firmly. He had a face like he was to oppose but I gave him a look worse than the one I gave Hermes and he and the others scampered away scared.
OK. Mission 1 complete. Now Mission 2 call the demigods and tell them the happenings of today's events.
"So, let me get this straight our parents are children are going to live in Hecate's pet world and you want us to take their positions?" asked Mark. "Yes. Are you up for it we need you for the balance of the world." "I'm in" said Clarisse cheerfully. "Well I can't let you have all the fun now... I'm in" said Mark. "I don't know... what will happen to my praetor title." Jason said. "Well you will get it back when this is finished." I answered giving him a look that said 'You can bring her too'. "OK. I'm in." he answered. "Well what about you Annabeth?" I asked. "I don't know, I just don't want to live with the thought of living without Percy." she said. "Well that can be arranged. You can just bring him with you. Same for you Jason you can bring Piper." I said. "Well I like that offer, and if it's for mom... then I accept." she said. "Well great we have replacement gods." I said with a smile I turned on my heel and dismissed them. "Wait!" yelled Annabeth. I turned back startled that she yelled at me. "Yes?" I asked. "Are we immortals? Do we have just the powers a demigod has or do we have special powers? We just have to deal with this for a decade? Do the campers have to send us offerings by burning food to us? Do we have to give our blessing to people? Do we have to go to the mortal world and have children?!" I turned my lips to a thin line and answered simply. "No, Special powers, 7-8 years actually, Yes, Sometimes, No" I said and we all left.
We'll let the lesson teaching begin.