Random Yugioh Insanity

By MuseofDestructiveness

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Yu-Gi-Oh. They just happen to be the most fun to mess with at the moment. Yes, I am happily insane and have proven this to be true in most situations. I do own the muses, but Tiger n Serpentra most definitely belong to BloodyChaos.

Serpentra looks around unhappily, surveying the mass chaos that now threatens the very existence of Tiger's closet. She sighs wondering why this always happens when Tiger knew she was in her closet. By the looks of this new found chaos, this would probably end with her being duct taped to the flagpole for the better part of the week.

This had all started when the Muse of Random Killing Sprees had gotten the bright idea that Yugi's favorite plushie must die. After at least thirty minutes of attempted thievery, Zaen had finally managed to pry the purple dark magician plushie from the desperate grasp of its owner. Sadly, this had resulted in more than its original plan of a plushie massacre.

Presently, Zaen was screaming bloody murder at the top of his lungs at the innocent plushie who was now chained to a chair in the corner. Yugi, now in complete hysterics was being both comforted and poked by the cute but very annoying muse of random chaos, Draien. "Squish," Draien giggled as he poked Yugi in the head and bounces up and down.

"Serpentra?" Serpentra glares at the young purple haired muse who had suddenly appeared in the midst of the mass chaos. "What do you want, Liouku?" she sighs, wondering why she didn't just blow up the closet with everyone in it. "I want cheese..." Liouku stares up at the green haired woman, blinking his big purple eyes in the most disgustingly cute look he could manage.

Serpentra resists the urge to hurl him into the nearest wall and points to the very annoyed Seto. "Go ask him." Liouku bounces off singing the munchkin's lollipop guild song, while trying not to trip over various weaponry, potion bottles, and other random object lying in the closet floor.

Grabbing the nearest sword of the wall, Serpentra walks over to the sleeping Joey and smacks him in the back of the head. "4! No wait...6..." Joey screams, as he falls off of the cardboard box he had fallen asleep on. He lands with a loud thud on the floor of the closet, as Serpentra sweatdrops and stares at the closet door. Luckily for her, the door doesn't open.

Serpentra looks down at Joey and snorts. "One, the answer is not four or six. Two, you are not in a classroom, and three, go save that damn plushie before I blow up this closet." Joey gulps and runs off to save the Dark Magician plushie whose chair has somehow made it from the floor to the ceiling and has miraculously remained unharmed.

Yugi stares at Joey in admiration as he watches him attempt to climb the wall nearest to the plushie. Joey mutters something about idiotic muses who could be nice and hand them the plushie, then yelps as Mason hurls the nearest torch at him. Mason grins evilly and disappears from sight as Joey lands on the ground with a very amusing thump.

Zaen, who has now lost all interest in the plushie whatsoever, is now rummaging through boxes muttering something about black sparkly wings. Serpentra sweatdrops as Yugi goes dancing across the closet in a frilly pink tutu, and then laughs maniacally as he runs into the wall.

Everyone freezes in mid-air, thought or whatever they where doing as the closet door swings open to reveal a sleepy and pantsless Malik. Malik blinks his pretty lavender eyes and randomly tackles Serpentra, who lands with a loud thud on the floor. "Your cat is stalking me again..." Malik sobs relentlessly into Serpentra's shirt. Serpentra pales to a deathly shade of white as she stares at Malik. "I don't have a cat..."

MuseofDestructiveness: Well pplz, I guess it's up to u whether or not I keep writing this...it was just one of those random things that happen when u eat chocolate n watch Yu-Gi-Oh. If anybody reviews this, I'll be shocked but if enough ppl review I'll write more... doubtful