Ok I was looking at all the Rukia and Ulquiorra fan fic's and there's no awesome Romance/ Humor ones sooo I'm trying this! Note: will probably suck major. Setting: High school. Rukia's a first year just starting but has lived in the town her whole life. Ulquiorra is a first year but is new to the area.

"Rukia wake up!" called Rukia's mother from upstairs. Rukia yawned dazedly and slowly opened her eyes to her pink walls. Hundreds of pictures of chappy's lined her walls and greeted her every morning. Her floor was a black shaggy carpet. Rukia sat up in her soft purple bed, which was a comfortable queen, sized, and rubbed her eyes. Today was her first day of high school in a town she knew well. She turned her head to look out her small window that peered outside. Her room was in the basement and she loved it there. Cool in the summers, and cool enough to rap up in loads of blankets in the winter. "Rukia!" called her mother.

"I'm up, chill!" Rukia yelled back. God did that tick her off. She slid out from under her covers and walked to her desk where she had laid her high school uniform. Finally. Thought Rukia, she had been waiting her whole life to enter high school. There was way more freedom, and longer lunches, school ended 30 minutes earlier, and you got to pick optional classes.

She changed out of her bed clothes and slid into her uniform. It was a black T-shirt with TPSS (Tall Pines secondary school [my mom came up with the name Tall Pines] ), and a red plaid skirt and dark red jacket, and Black stocking's that passed her kness. As she made her way up the stairs in her room to her door her brother opened it. Byakuya, her brother, was a University student and 1st in his class. He excelled in Math and Literature, 'the prime of his time' was how adults referred to him. But Rukia was feed up with it because people were expecting the same from her.

"Good morning Rukia," he said emotionlessly.

"Good morning Byakuya," she replied with a fake smile.

"You better hurry or you will be late for your first day," He said moving out of the door way to let her by.

"Thank you for your concern. But I don't have to leave until 8:00am," She turned to face the clock "And it's only 7:15am." Byakuya didn't answer back but merely looked at the clock, shrugged, and turned to go up the stairs to his room. Rukia hurriedly poured her cereal and ate it. After gathering her things and slipping on her shoes she made her way down the block to meet up with her friend, Orihime. To her surprise Ichigo and Renji were with her. Together the friends made there way to TPSS, to start there first day as high schooler's.

Rukia was looking franticly for her locker down the first year hall. There were too many people to see the numbers (and being as short as she was didn't help). Eventually though she found her locker #130. The fact the number 13 was in her number she happily opened her locker and loaded it with her school stuff. Her mother had bought her chappy binders, and magnets, and a chappy mirror. Soon she was so busy decorating her locker she almost didn't hear a low voice behind her. "Excuse me," Rukia turned around to see a tall boy with pale skin and black hair that looked as if it had been brushed carelessly. He had emerald green eyes that, if Rukia hadn't known better, could be mistaken for a cats. "Move," he said with less emotion then her brother.

"Oh sorry," Rukia replied moving away from the locker on her left.

"Thank you," he said as he fiddled with the lock putting in the code. Rukia couldn't help but glance at him every few seconds. She had to admit he was handsome, he had a tall slender figure but he didn't look weak, and bony. Rukia snapped out of her trance and went back to finishing her locker. She looked at her schedule, she had English first.

"Hey woman." Rukia turned her head to face the black haired boy "Do you know where room 225 is?" Rukia smiled she certainly did. In grade 8 the to-be high schoolers had taken a tour of the school and learned that all 100 rooms were on the first floor and all 200 were upstairs.

"Yes, it's on the second floor," she said proudly "And my names Rukia."

"Whatever," he said, noticeably ignoring her after he learned where the room was. Excuse me?! Thought Rukia a little irritated. She brushed the feeling to retaliate off and looked to see what classroom number her English class was.

"Hello class I'm Mr. Randual." Rukia was between a feeling of joy and depression. She was glad to have gotten Mr. Randual as her English teacher; he was renowned to be lay back, fun, and to post Funny stuff on the board. But she was stuck in the same class as that black haired boy that was beside her in the hall! And to make matters worse he sat next to her in the back of the class in English to! "I hope you all came ready for your first day in high school because from her out I'll be your English teacher, and we start now!" He turned to face the board and wrote 'When life gives you lemons make apple juice, then laugh when the world try's to figure out how you did it'. Rukia heard some of the students giggle, and chuckle. "I like to start the class with a funny saying," Chuckled Mr. Randual "To brighten your day so you can take on the day with an open smile." Rukia smiled, at least this was a class she could look for and she wouldn't let the boy next to her get her down. There was no way in hell.

Rukia grabbed her bag from her locker and shut the door. Both periods 1 and 2 went well, and now it was time for lunch. She swung around and nearly ran into the black haired boy. Rukia blinked in surprise and looked at him. "Where'd you come from?" she asked, it was the line she would always automatically say when she was surprised by someone.

"None of your business," he said dully, opening his locker. Rukia just watched him and realized she didn't know his name.

"Umm," Rukia said a little nervous of what he would say to her. Probably just tell me off but, oh well. He turned to look at her and Rukia felt her heart start pounding when his eyes met hers "I didn't get your name," she said calming herself.

"I didn't give it," he said blankly. You really like being a smart-alecky guy, huh?!

"Well can you please tell me your name?" Asked Rukia getting annoyed. The boy gave her a blank look and said after a few moments "Ulquiorra."