I woke up to see sunlight filtering through my window. What a beautiful day! I thought, stretching. I opened the blinds to see, Appa the flying bison in my yard eating bushes. Wait, we don't even have a yard! I shook my head and walked away. I stepped into our kitchen, where Iggy and Gazzy were eating salad.
"What a weird breakfast guys. We have cereal." I said. Iggy looked up at me.
"You really need to brush your hair." He said. I was shocked.
"How can you-" I started, but was interrupted by Angel and Jeb walking in the kitchen. They were both beaming.
"I have great news everyone!" She said excitedly. "I'm going to have a baby!" Iggy and Gazzy applauded. I was really weirded out now. Jeb smiled and kissed Angel's head.
"Were both really excited for our baby." My jaw dropped and I grabbed the nearest thing to me. Which was conveniently a frying pan. I hit Jeb over the head with the pan. Instead of a typical thunk it made a loud Squeak! Jeb fell down and Angel gasped.
"Max! You wreaked my Pooba!"
"Your what-a?" I said dropping the pan. Angel sighed.
"Max your such a dinglebob." She stormed out of the kitchen. I turned to the boys.
"I'm officially losing my mind."I said. Gazzy waved his… six-fingered hand dismissively.
"You lost you mind already. Back in New Yerk."
"York." I corrected. Gasman grabbed his empty salad bowl and walked to the sink.
"Maybe you have lost your mind." He muttered. Iggy walked to the sliding glass door. Our deck was apparently gone so it was just a steep drop-off.
"I'm gonna go fly around." Iggy said snapping out his... chicken wings? He launched himself out the door and soared around.
"Iggy! Chickens can't fly!"
"Oh. AHHHHHHH!" he cried plummeting to the ground, landing in a pile of leaves. I watched as Orlando Bloom came out of the leaves! He looked up at us.
"Any of you have an Italian Sausage?" Gazzy who appeared next to me, threw him a sausage. Orlando caught it in his mouth, turned into a dog, and ran away.
"This day cannot get weirder." I said. Fang appeared next to me wearing…Pink! Head to toe the boy was wearing pink. I almost passed out, so I ran away, down the hall when I tripped and my toe POPPED off my foot! Purple glitter poured out and I ran into the bathroom. Breathing heavily I ripped open the shower curtain to see, Nudge! Dressed as a homeless person!
"Can you spare a quarter, miss?" she asked, holding out a tin cup.
"No! And get out of the shower!" I yelled. She looked at me.
"Okay." She climbed out of the shower and I slammed the door behind her. I undressed and got in the shower. I looked down to see, I had no belly button!
My eyes snapped open and I sat bolt upright in bed. I ran to the window and pulled open the shades. Just our lovely canyon. No yard or bison anywhere. It had been a dream.