Okay so… here's the profile so ya don't get lost:

Name: Sazuki Kaiyu

Age: 17

Hair: white, chin length, straight, bangs are in face and the back is spiked out.

Eyes: his left is blind (so a very light blue-ish white) and his right is red. He wears black kohl under his eyes.

Piercings/Tattoos/Scars: three lobe piercings on right ear (small silver rings), snake bites (small silver rings) and a tongue stud

Personality: the life of the Akatsuki (when he joins), teases his enemies and seems childish in battles. Sucks at jutsu's of all kinds so Kaiyu uses throwing stars and kunai to fight. A bit blood thirsty but all-in-all a good guy (I suppose…)

Family: Mother was killed birthing Kaiyu and father is MIA from a mission.

Country: Sand

Special: chakra is basically non-existent (coz he fails at jutsu's) and his specialties are being funny and eating people. Yes, eating people. Like Hannibal Lector and that one guy who raped the little (dead) boys and then ate them.

And… well… heres the story!

(Third-person)

Foot steps echoed softly in the ears of a well-trained ninja. The Black Ops agent glanced up from his task and wiped the dark liquid from his mouth. "Ah, the Akatsuki. Would you like a bite?" the agent gestured down at his meal. The blonde shook his head, seemingly trying to keep his own meal within himself. The other, a short-haired ginger, sneered but said nothing. "Very well, then."

"Sazuki Kaiyu?" the agent nodded. "Our leader has been watching you closely. He would like to ask you to become a part of our rogue society of which you have heard about, I see," the blonde commented.

"Is that so? Well, I think I might just have to accept such an invitation. Thank Pein-sama for me, will you? Ah, you look taken back. You must be wondering how I know your leaders' name. well, let's just say I've done my research. Now, shall we?" Kaiyu untied his forehead protector and held it out. The blonde, Deidara, reached for his kunai and sliced the metal across its' emblem. The other, Sasori, turned abruptly, jumping from tree to tree, silently beckoning the others to follow. Kaiyu retied his forehead protector and trailed slightly behind Sasori and, now, Deidara.

Hey everyone (or no one coz I feel like I'll be talking to myself for awhile…) please leave a comment! Like… saying things that I misspelled or I got wrong in the anime/manga coz… well… its been years since I've watched or read Naruto soo…. Yeah! Sorry it was so short! Oh and I'll try not to make Kaiyu a Mary-Sue (cant think of the guy version… Marty Stu? Something like that…) anywho! Please comment! You don't hafta rate or anything but I like reviews and stuff! So yeah! If you wanna do a story with me, lemme know and I'll email with ya! Bye byes! *throws confetti and leaves*