A/N This is something entirely new I'm coming up with. A South Park Gravity Falls crossover. No one ask how I'm going to fuse two opposite shows. I just am and you all have to deal with it.
Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, it's respectful owners are Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I do not own Gravity Falls it's respectful owner is Alex Hirsch.
Stanley Marsh's POV
"Cartman where are we going your gonna make us all late for school?" I ask Eric Cartman, he's a kid I know who no one calls their friend, we all just deal with him. He dragged me, my best friend Kyle, and my friend Kenny away from our normal bus stop and now we're heading who knows where.
"Yeah fata** just tell us what you saw so we don't get in trouble." Kyle says.
"Guys I can't just tell you. That's how amazing it is you guys have to come and see it." Cartman says. We all call him by his last name, do we have a reason. No.
"Well how far away is it?" I ask. We've been walking for about fifteen minutes and we've probably already missed the bus.
"Actually we're here." Cartman says. "Behold."
"Dumba** it's just a cave." Kyle says.
"Did you drag us here for a f**king cave?!" Kenny asks.
"Guys go inside the cave." Cartman states. We all walk inside the cave with Cartman following behind.
"Okay, a sparkly wall." I say. "Cartman what are we doing here?"
"Kenny touch the wall." Cartman says.
"Okay." Kenny touches the wall. The wall ripples. Kenny starts poking it more, until his full arms in. Then he steps half his body through and gets sucked in.
"Oh my gosh! It might of killed Kenny!" I exclaim.
"We have to go after him!" Kyle exclaims and jumps through the wall.
"Kyle!" I say, I follow him through.
I hear Cartman enter the wall behind me. After a colorful sequence of triangles and circles, we're all in a dark room.
"Hey I found a door knob!" Kyle says.
"Well turn the d*m thing you stupid Jew!" Cartman exclaims.
"Jews aren't stupid Cartman!" Kyle retorts. He opens the door. We walk out onto a street.
"Guys where the h**l are we?" I ask.
"D*mnit Cartman look what you did this time!" Kyle exclaims.
"Hey I didn't know this was going to happen!" Cartman says.
Suddenly we hear screaming, one feminine voice and one male voice. We turn around to see a golf cart heading straight for us. Wait can golf carts even go that fast? Actually, not the problem. Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and I step out of the way of the cart. It falls onto it's side and two preteens hop out and over it.
"This is why you don't get to drive the cart Mabel." The boy that got out of the cart said. He wears a dark blue vest, a red-orange shirt, gray shorts, and a hat with a pine tree on it. He turns to us. "Sorry about that, my sister is accident-prone."
"Hey I am... Wait no I am kind of accident prone." The girl says. Apparently her name being Mabel. She has long brown hair that's kept out of her face with a head band, wears a blue skirt, and a pink sweater with a shooting star on it. "I'm Mabel! And this is my brother Dipper!" She points to the boy.
Cartman fails at trying to hold in his laughter. "Dipper?!" He asks in-between laughs. "Did your parents hate you or something?!"
"Don't mind Cartman. No one likes him." Kyle explains. Cartman still laughing. "I'm Kyle."
"I don't mind. That's the reaction I normally get from people." Dipper replies. "Who are these two?" He asks. pointing to me and Kenny.
"Oh this is Stan and Kenny." Kyle says. Pointing to each one of us as he says our names.
"You guys are dressed a little warm for summer break." Mabel says.
"Summer?" I ask. "Where we're from it's winter."
"Well, it's summer here in Gravity Falls, Oregon last I could tell you." Dipper says.
"Oregon?!" Kyle exclaims. "We are in so much trouble. How do we get back to South Park?"
"I'm pretty sure we're in a different universe by now Kyle, we all look completely different. Just don't worry about it." I say.
A/N First chapter of this out of the way.