A/N: So I've decided to try for the comedy route. Enjoy!
This story came into being thanks to rubix22's work, which inspired me to start my own yonkoma-styled collection, for the Toaru Majutsu no Index fandom. Check it out. Link to both his profile page and story can be found on my own profile page.
A few (no more than one per chapter) scenes were made in tribute to rubix's story, and as a disclaimer, I do not own those ideas.
I don't own Fairy Tail.
Breaking the Fourth Wall
"What is that?" Levy asked, pointing to a book Gajeel was holding.
"It's a book on the German language."
"Oh, you're going to learn a new language?" Levy's eyes were practically glowing.
"Yeah, I'm visiting real world Germany next month."
"…"
"Um, word of advice, Gajeel…"
"?"
"Don't go breaking the fourth wall of your own free will!"
JFK
"Anyways, if you need any help, feel free to ask," Levy offered.
"Heh. Don't underestimate me and my ability to adopt a new language."
The next day, he stood atop the Fairy Tail guild stage and made one declaration:
"Ich bin ein Berliner!"
Everybody blinked.
"Hey Levy, what does that mean?"
"I am a jelly doughnut."
Going Out
The usual argument was going on between Natsu and Gray.
"Shut up," yelled Erza. "If you're going to do that, take it outside."
Natsu tilted his head. "Take it outside…?"
"It means to continue our fight outdoors, flame brain."
Oh. So 'going outside' means to fight?
The next day:
"Lucy, let's go out."
Ready for Anything
"G- Go out? But that's too sudden!"
"A true man is prepared for attacks at any moment!" Elfman exclaimed.
"Indeed," Erza agreed.
"?"
"S- So, where do we go?" Lucy asked as she and Natsu stepped out the guild doors.
Natsu replied by igniting his hands.
"Eh?" Lucy's eyes widened. "Eeehh!? Waaait!"
Scar
It was time for the Fairy Tail regular checkup. The female mages gathered and undressed in a private room.
"Levy, where did you get that scar?" Erza asked.
"It was from Gajeel…" she replied.
"Oh," said Erza, thinking back to the time Phantom Lord waged war with Fairy Tail.
"…Yesterday night," Levy finished with a blush.
Scar II
"Hey, Lucy, where did you get that scar?" Erza asked.
"From Natsu."
"Ah," Erza said, nodding her head up and down as if to signal that she completely understood the situation. "It's just like Natsu to be a little aggressive."
"I'll say. I also have bruises on my arms, legs, and back."
Erza drew her arms back in astonishment. "I- Intense."
"…?"
Irony
Happy, Natsu, and Gajeel stood together in the guild hall.
"The most ironic situation, huh?" Natsu wondered.
"Maybe when Mirajane said she'd love Lisanna no matter what, but fled in terror when Lisanna used a cockroach Take-Over."
"No. It's definitely when Levy says something along the lines of 'Please cease to mystify your confidants by utilizing incomprehensible terminology,'" Gajeel said.
"Huh?"
"Exactly."
It was at that moment Cana rushed up to them, exclaiming:
"Everybody's drunk!"
"And we have a winner!" Happy pronounced.
A/N: Pretty short, but hey, I don't have unlimited ideas. That said, suggestions for scenarios would be greatly appreciated. Also, since I don't have an unlimited supply of ideas, updates will be slow.
P.S. I am aware of what Ich bin ein Berliner means. Please, no pedantry.