Earthquake- Gimli Parody of Milkshake by Kelis
Disclaimer: Ew! What would I WANT to own in this song?
Author's Note: Just read and laugh, R&R, and flame me if need be!
(Chorus)
An earthquake shakes the ground when I fart
And they're like
You smelly dwarf
Good night!
You smelly dwarf
I could teach you
But I'd have to charge
An earthquake shakes the ground when I fart
And they're like
You smelly dwarf
Good night!
You smelly dwarf
I could teach you
But I'd have to charge
I know it stinks but
I just can't help it
Dwarf women go crazy for
My rank behind
Just stay downwind
It's blowin in
Phew phew phew phew phew
It's warm enough
Phew phew phew phew phew
The Elves are gagging
Phew phew phew phew phew
It's warm enough
Phew phew phew phew phew
The Elves are gagging
Chorus 2X
I can see you're dying
You want a fan so
I don't kill Frodo- oh!
It's mold and rot
I won't get caught
Plug your nose if you're smart
Phew phew phew phew phew
It's warm enough
Phew phew phew phew phew
The Elves are gagging
Phew phew phew phew phew
It's warm enough
Phew phew phew phew phew
The Elves are gagging
Chorus 2X
Oh, once I killed Gandalf
Everyone they looked my way, so
I didn't get involved
I just broke wind on the trees
They turned yellow and they wouldn't grow
Just drink the perfect ale
Bust what you have within
And next their eyes will squint
Then the've picked up your scent
Phew phew phew phew phew
It's warm enough
Phew phew phew phew phew
The Elves are gagging
Phew phew phew phew phew
It's warm enough
Phew phew phew phew phew
The Elves are gagging
Chorus 2X