A/N: Lol, finally people, not a one-shot! This is going to be a very funny, crazy, bumpy, pee-on-your-pants kinda story so this first chapter, to be honest, is not that amusing...more of that will happen later. This is short to so probably not that interesting but just wanted to see if you like the idea. Continue...
Round One: Peanut Butter
Fox Mulder snickered as he approached Dana Scully's door. He checked his surroundings, making sure no one was there and finally walked inside. Looking around the vacant office, he quickly pulled out a jar of Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter? What the heck is Mulder doing with Peanut butter?
Acting as if nothing was wrong he pulled out a plastic knife and smiled, thinking this was too good to be true. This is the start of a very good year, Mulder thought happy with his plan. What was his plan exactly? Well it was as simple as this: Get Scully. Sure, it might sound stupid and childish but Mulder didn't care. He finally wanted to have some fun and fun was what he was going to get.
Proud of his intelligent thinking, Mulder stuck the plastic knife into the jar of sticky peanut butter. He then took it out and was pleased with the results. It wasn't just a little bit of peanut butter; it was ALOT of peanut butter. He quickly but gently covered Scully's seat with the sticky substance and laughed, knowing he will get killed later. Wtf?! Oh god is Scully going to strangle him after that stunt he just pulled. Hope he doesn't get killed!
With thoughts streaming through his head, Mulder closed up the jar and hurried to the door waiting for Scully's arrival. To his pleasure, she was just getting off the elevator, finding it odd that Mulder was in front of her office.
"Mulder? What are you doing here?" She asked, not really wanting to know the answer.
"Um, just waiting for you of course. How was your morning?" He asked back, trying not to sound obvious. She gave him a suspicious look.
"Oh, well thanks I guess. Want to come inside?"
"No, I'll just be heading back to the basement now, which I will be in for the rest of the day. Oh and if your trying to Kill- I mean find me later, I'm probably not available. Got it?" He said making his statement clear as Scully got confused.
"Oh, okay well I'll try to remember that. See you soon". Mulder smiled and started to walk away.
"I'll see you soon too". What just happened?, Scully thought thinking the situation was odd but just shrugged her shoulders and ignored the feeling.
She walked inside and put her jacket on the hook, examining her office. She looked at the walls, her desk and everything else except her...chair. Nothing seems wrong to Scully, but I hope she finds out before she... SQUISH!
"Eww!" she shrieked, jumping up from her seat. When she got up she felt her pants and...Uh-oh. Peanut butter stuck onto her hand and she screamed, unhappy about this situation. One name came to her mind: Mulder.
"Ugh! There's no way he's getting away with this!" she exclaimed, disgusted by the smell and view as she gagged and approached her door. She needed to change and prepare for battle...the one she will surely win.
A/N: What do you think? Worth continuing? Good story? Review? Hope you like it!