DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters in this fic. Redwall is Brian Jacques, and others are Nintendo.
When the Smash Bros. Hit the Redwall
CH.1 The Meeting
At the Smash Bros. tournament resort, Master Hand was talking to the veterans of the tournament. "Well I'm glad to see all of the well-known fighters who could come back this year! I am also glad to announce some new fighters to be arriving soon! These fighters are from a land not of games, but of literature. They come from a place known as," here the Master Hand took the time the snap his fingers. "Mossflower Country!" As he said the words a portal opened and six forms fell out on the grass of the field. "Hey, Skip. Where are we?" Asked a mouse with large sword slung across his back. "I don't rightly know Martin." Said a large otter covered in scars carrying a javelin. "That's not the Skipper of Otters, I should know I owe Skip my life." Argued an equally large otter carrying a sword similar to the mouse's. "Hey where's Dandin, we were fighting a band of vermin!" Cried a female mouse, who had a knotted rope swinging at her side. "Hey were am I? Last I remember I was on guard duty with Dann." A confused female squirrel with club like weapon said. "What's bally goin' on here? Can't an honorable stag get some rest?" Asked a hare who appeared to be in his bedclothes. The Master then introduced the new comers to the veterans. "Everyone meet Martin the Warrior, Skipper or Warthorn, Deyna or Tagg for most of his life, Mariel daughter of Joseph the Bellmaker, Songbreeze Swifteye, and Basil "Stag" Hare. I'm sure you will get along fine." And with that Master Hand left with a snap of his fingers. Mariel broke the silence by smashing Fox on the head with her rope. "Vermin! I'll slay this fox!" Just as she raised the rope to kill Fox, Master Hand flew in and grabbed Mariel by the scruff of her neck. "Mariel! At this tournament we only fight in practice fights or in the main prizefight! Now put down your Gullwhacker, or I will take it away!" Mariel obediently wrapped the rope around her waist, but her face wore a scowl. Next Link, the tall blond Hylian walked up to Martin and Deyna. He found that Deyna was apologizing to Martin for arguing with him. "Hi I'm Link. I'm from Hyrule, and I see you are sword users." This was the first time Martin or Deyna noticed that there were others besides them. "Er, hello I'm Martin the Warrior and this is my badger-forged sword." "And I'm Deyna and I carry the same sword because I'm from a different time-line." The large otter explained, while they all admired each other's swords. "I carry the Master Sword. It was forged by the ancient Hylians."
Fox decided to patch up things between him and Mariel. "Hello, I'm Fox McCloud, Head of Team Starfox. Why did you try to kill me back there?" "Because you are vermin, and vermin killed most of what I loved most." She said dangerously. "O-kay. Well I'll go talk to someone else." Said Fox with his eyes wider than they had ever been. He should talk to the hare; he might be like Peppy. "Hello, I'm Fox McCloud, Head of Team Starfox. Who are you?" Fox asked the hare, now in his normal military tunic.
"Well laddie buck, I'm Basil Stag Hare. Before you ask Hare is the family name, Basil is the first name but me mater wanted a female and almost named me Columbine. I christened myself Stag down at the River Moss with a toad and a newt as witnesses. Stags, noble creatures..." Fox had left after the hare started talking about stags. "Where can a chap get some food for his old belly?" Asked the hare. Kirby heard this and went to the hare. "I know where the best food is! Follow me!" With that Kirby sucked in air and flew of towards the restaurant with the hare running after him. "Pi. Pika. Pii. Chu!" Pikachu said, when Mario saw the perplexed looks on the newcomers' faces he translated, "He said 'Wait for me!' I'm Mario and you would be Songbreeze, am I right?" "Yes, but please call me Song." "OK." Said Mario.
Samus walked up to Mariel and introduced herself, "I am Samus Aran. Who are you?" "I am Mariel Gullwhacker. Just call me Mariel. And if you are any kind of vermin under that armor than I will slay you." Captain Falcon saw Skip and decided to try and intimidate the newbie. "I'm Captain Falcon, how did you get a stupid like Skip?" "By being the best leader, which I can see that your title is false." "Er, uh..." Captain Falcon suddenly burst into tears and ran towards his ship. "Haharr. Look at that mateys. One liddle insult made 'im cry like a Dibbun." Suddenly all of the woodlanders burst into laughter, while all the others were perplexed. "Why are you laughing?" Asked Fox, "You insulted him, but I had always wondered were his captaincy came from." BOOOONNNGG! Suddenly a loud bell sound rang over the loudspeakers. "This is Master Hand. Signup and Room assignments will be soon. Report to the main building now!" So the newcomers from Mossflower followed the veterans to the main building.