Hey everyone. I hope you all have a wonderful feast we all call Thanksgiving. :)
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Dear Pilgrims: We thank you for this wonderful feast we're about to receive and everyone: Pig out! Don't forget to give me all your dessert pies and what not. LOL! :) Ratchet'll have a fit this holiday season, so don't let him know you're pigging out on a nice good 'fatty holiday dinner'. Enjoy!
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What Not To DO Around the Autobots: Thanksgiving Version: Various worlds!
I know this won't do but Thanksgiving is just around the corner and I figured I'd do a short story involving our favorite characters and how they know what type of pigging out we'd do...so onward with the story. :)
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The things Ratchet disliked the most was the holidays because every single human in the base would get over-energized as they ate their fattening meal of turkey, something called stuffing, cranberry sauce, beans, casseroles, high-fat dessert pies, and then falling asleep on the couch, watching football. Ratchet didn't want to move sleeping humans passed out on the couches or floors after eating the high fat dinner they enjoyed. Hours later, the humans ate their fill and then passed out on the couches, bellies fat and full of their high fat dinner. Grumbling, he went to work.
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Optimus Prime liked the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. It was on once a year in New York. Optimus wished he could be in the parade. Many times, he had seen Snoopy, Sponge Bob Square Pants, and the famous singers singing songs of thanks. Optimus decided to use the space bridge to go to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Setting up the space bridge, Optimus went through the space bridge and he did an amazing job of getting into the parade before Santa Claus. When all the children and adults saw him, they began to recognize him and cheer. When the parade was over, he drove away, commed Ratchet, asking for a space bridge. When he emerged, Lennox met him, "What'd you do?" He asked. "Made history." Optimus said. "I'm the second most important being other than Santa Claus."
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Wheeljack wanted the humans to have a healthy turkey dinner so he substituted everything with tofu. What happened was a domino effect? Every human refused to eat his tofu turkey, despite it being shaped into one. No one ate the healthy turkey dinner he made. Wheeljack stopped making Thanksgiving dinner. Perhaps, he should try tofu desserts, instead?
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Bumblebee watched his ward eating his dinner. He wondered what turkey tasted like so he decided to visit Wheeljack after Sam had fallen into a stupor of sleep. "Hey, Wheeljack? Why don't we make turkey infused energon? That way we can sample what the humans eat on Thanksgiving?" Wheeljack thought it a great idea and set to work. What happened next? Wheeljack succeeded in shrinking several Autobots with the exception of himself and Ratchet. The both of them fighting and Ratchet hitting him on the helm with a wrench 'til he got the antidote. Now no 'Bot'll sample his Energon concoctions.