{Scene: The camera pans through a small fake city as Austin's theme music
plays. We are suddenly inside of a house as we see Stone Cold Steve Austin
enter through the front door wearing a blood from a stone T-shirt, a
hunting cap, and blue jeans. He stops at the closet, and takes off the
shirt, and the jeans, under which he is wearing his black trunks, he takes
off the cap, and puts on his Austin 3:16 vest, he is singing as he ties his
wrestling boots on and fixes his knee brace.}
Austin: It's a beautiful day in the day in the neighborhood
Crowd: What?
A: A beautiful day in the neighborhood
C: What?
A: A beautiful day in the neighborhood
C: What?
A: I said it's a beautiful day Would you be mine
C: What?
A: Could you be mine
C: What?
A: Won't you be my neighbor
C: What?
{talking now instead of singing}
A: My neighbor
C: What?
A: Live next door
C: What?
A: Borrow a cup of sugar
C: What?
A: Tell me to turn my music down, be my neighbor son, you deaf? Anyways, today were gonna talk about opening cans of whoopass, can you say whoopass.
C: Whoopass
A: I knew you sons of bitches could do it. Now to open a can of whoopass, ya need the look, ya got look deep into their beady little eyes and let them know they don't stand a chance. Show no fear, show no remorse for your actions son, and last but definitely not least, show no emotion whatsoever. And no matter what, no matter who you think has your back, always remember Mister Austins Motto: Don't trust anybody.
TBC…..
Austin: It's a beautiful day in the day in the neighborhood
Crowd: What?
A: A beautiful day in the neighborhood
C: What?
A: A beautiful day in the neighborhood
C: What?
A: I said it's a beautiful day Would you be mine
C: What?
A: Could you be mine
C: What?
A: Won't you be my neighbor
C: What?
{talking now instead of singing}
A: My neighbor
C: What?
A: Live next door
C: What?
A: Borrow a cup of sugar
C: What?
A: Tell me to turn my music down, be my neighbor son, you deaf? Anyways, today were gonna talk about opening cans of whoopass, can you say whoopass.
C: Whoopass
A: I knew you sons of bitches could do it. Now to open a can of whoopass, ya need the look, ya got look deep into their beady little eyes and let them know they don't stand a chance. Show no fear, show no remorse for your actions son, and last but definitely not least, show no emotion whatsoever. And no matter what, no matter who you think has your back, always remember Mister Austins Motto: Don't trust anybody.
TBC…..