A/N: well this is my first story. I hope you like it. It starts off focused on yamcha but he doesn't play a very big part so don't worry. Anyways please read and review. I will post another chapter next Wednesday depending on how many reviews I get. Thanks for reading it everyone.
Disclaimer: I WISH I was the creator but im not...that's to bad...I guess. U- U;;
Twisted upside down
The night was calm and breezy on the hermit island. Yamcha was staying the night with krillin as a simple get together. Goku and the others had been there earlier but left to tend to their family needs. Everyone lay quiet in the house as yamcha snuck out into the dark carrying a bag filled with seven balls. He laid them quietly on the sand as they began to glow.
"Take my girl will you, well have at this you stupid saiyen" yamcha whispered angrily.
ELSEWHERE
Goku snored happily as drool slipped out of his mouth onto his pillow. Chichi lay beside him sleeping quietly. Suddenly an alarm clock blares the room to life. Chichi's eyes opened with a flash, yet something seemed wrong. Goku groaned and reached out for the clock sitting on his nightstand. His hand searched around for it and when he found it he tapped the snooze button and let his arm fall to the bedside. Chichi sat up and looked around, a shocked expression fell solemnly to her face. She sat there for a minute taking in the room, when the clock went off again.
This time, angry from being woken up twice, goku sat up picked the clock up and threw it across the room where it shattered against the wall. Goku lay back down and curled into a ball under the blankets. Chichi looked at goku with a bit of a grimace and then suddenly discussed pushed her self out of the bed and landed on the floor with a thud. The thud was enough to make goku finally get up.
Goku sat up and looked around; when he saw no sign of chichi he looked over her side of the bed.
"Honey, what chya doin' on the floor"
Chichi looked at gokus face in disgust "kakarote what the hell happened, why am I at your frickin house"
Goku looked at chichi a bit shocked "uhh, honey, are you okay why do you sound like vegeta...more importantly why are you talking like him"
"I'm fine, AND STOP CALLING ME HONEY!!!" she shouted
Goku looked a bit scared at chichi, "why? What's wrong with it, you used to like it. Did I do something wrong? I mean I can get a new clock if that's the problem" goku looked up at the wall "and the dent is easy enough to fix"
Chichi stood up and looked at goku, but something behind him caught her eye. She looked at the mirror and screamed loud enough to wake up the whole house. Gokus head snapped to look at her.
"Chichi what's wrong" goku said suddenly frightened for the well being of his wife.
Chichi stopped screaming and looked at goku with a pale face and a twitching eye. "Everything...is fiiiine-a," she said gruffly dragging her words and ending in a high-pitched squeak.
Goku looked at her confused. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "Come in," goku said as gohan opened the door.
"I heard mom scream is everything okay"
Goku looked questioningly at chichi then answered for her "yes everything's, fine we'll be down in a minute"
Gohan nodded and walked out shutting the door behind him. Goku looked at chichi again "well if you're fine then no sense in me worrying right...but, you know you can always talk to me if you need to. I mean that's what married couples do and I would get a bit suspicious if you didn't say anything"
Chichi looked at goku from the corner of her eye "oh everything is fine, I, um my throat was hurting and I, uh screamed to try to make it feel better, see all better, why don't you go and uh, do something downstairs, I need to call bulma very quickly"
Goku shook his head, and got up, and headed towards the bathroom.
"Kaka- I mean goku what are you doing"
Goku looked up "im taking a shower, I take one every morning" he said looking at her strangely
"Oh right, hehe silly me I must be tired still" she said turning around so he wouldn't see the angry expression on her face.
Goku walked into the bathroom and started to take a shower with the door open. Chichi looked at the bathroom, and as soon as the water started she jumped to the phone. She picked it up and started to dial bulma's number then stopped.
(Wait, kakarote doesn't know that im in his wife's body, which means bulma doesn't know chichis in my body, unless she told her. Maybe I should hold on until they call...I swear to god when I find out who did this to me im going to shred them to a pulp) vegeta thought inside of chichi's head.
Vegeta slammed the phone down and went to a dresser. He opened the drawers and looked at gokus clothes. He sighed angrily, if he was going to pretend to be that blundering idiots wife then he was going to have to dress like her to. Vegeta looked through all the drawers but only found gokus clothes. Just as he got to the last drawer goku walked out wrapped in a towel.
"Chichi why are you going through my dresser" goku asked looking at her with a plain expression.
Vegeta looked up and smiled gently. "I think I miss placed some of my clothes and was just making sure they weren't in your dresser" vegeta said with a fake squeaky voice.
Goku sighed and walked over to the closet. He opened the door and looked back at chichi. "You didn't do laundry yesterday, your clothes are in here...unless your looking for something specific" goku spoke plainly as he walked back to his dresser.
He pulled clean boxers, dark blue pants, a white muscle shirt, a white belt, and black shoes. Vegeta looked at goku with a cold expression and then walked to the closet. He looked at the dresses hanging up. He suddenly realized he was in a woman's body, a woman who had long hair. How the heck was he going to dress himself and make it look like chichi did it? He didn't even know how to put up hair in a perfect bun much less how you put a dress on.
As goku started to change vegeta went through the many dresses, and outfits trying to find something that had pants. Goku watched vegeta rummage through the closet while he wrapped a white bandage around his sin and down to his ankles.
"Chichi what are you looking for" he asked trying not to think about how strange she was acting.
Vegeta stood up slowly and gulped "uh, and outfit with pants"
Goku sighed, "you got rid of that outfit two days ago, you said it hadn't fit since you got pregnant with gohan"
Vegeta felt sick, the mere thought of goku and chichi in bed made him sick especially now that he was in kakarote's mate's body. Vegeta pushed the thought a side "oh, well then I guess that I will wear this one" vegeta said pointing to chichi's normal outfit.
Goku looked at vegeta and smiled gently "are you sure you're feeling alright"
Vegeta faked a smile "I've never felt better...now go away"
Goku stood up and walked out, as vegeta changed. Vegeta did everything he knew about dressing like a girl except makeup since the last time he saw chichi she wasn't wearing any. He let the hair stay down since putting it up was torcher. He walked down stairs feeling odd, and out of place. When he got there he saw goku and gohan sitting at the table. Goku looked up at him as gohan sat up straight.
"Mom what took you so long, we're starving" gohan said smiling.
Vegeta looked at gohan angrily "since when did it concern you on how long I take getting ready for the day"
Gohan's smile faded from his face "um, sorry I didn't mean to be rude"
Vegeta 'hmphed' "besides boy if you want food make it yourself"
Gohan was caught by surprise, hearing his mother tell him not to be concerned about how long she spending getting ready for the day didn't bother him, but being told to make his own food, that was ridiculous. His mother never told him to do that. "But mom, I don't know how to cook"
Vegeta turned to look at gohan with a deadly cold stare "then I suggest you learn" he said angrily.
Gohan gulped and looked at his father. Goku looked at him and smiled "she started her period"
Vegeta's mouth dropped and he turned around to look at goku enraged. Goku stood up and put his hands on vegeta's shoulders and pushed him into the kitchen. "Mommy and daddy need to have a talk okay kido, stay here"
As soon as the kitchen door shut, goku glared at vegeta, "honey, I don't know what's going on but this isn't like you, if I wasn't looking at your body I'd say you were vegeta, now I want an explanation, what is going on?" goku asked holding vegeta's shoulders so he was looking at his eyes.
Vegeta looked at goku and shrugged gokus hands off of his shoulders, "everything is fine"
"No its not, first you call me kakarote, you forget I take a shower every morning, you don't remember where your clothes are, honey what is wrong with you, everything is not fine. You told our son to make his own breakfast. The last time I checked he was just a kid. I just want to know what's going on"
Vegeta growled, "Fine, you want to know what's going, I AM NOT CHICHI," he shouted
A/N: oooh I wonder how gokus going to react to that? Please read and review! The next chapter is going to answer the question I just asked and move over to bulma's house for a bit.