"Merlin, where are you? Have you been slacking off your duties again?" Arthur called out. "Oh, hello,Gwen, have you seen my idiot of a manservant?"
Gwen took one look at him, and she pulled out a jug and ran at him. Arthur's world dissolved into pain as he distantly felt a hit on ahem,a certain part of the male anatomy.
Arthur felt pain course through his body, and then...he fainted.
Gwen dragged the "Arthur" imposter to Gaius' chambers. "Gaius!" she whisper-yelled(you know, the thing you do when you want to get your friend's attention but you don't wanna alert your teacher XD)
"Gwen! Exactly what are you doing with a knocked out King of Camelot? Is this some sort of kinky game that young people play these days?" Gaius replied.
"Gaius! No, I think he's an impostor!"
"Why exactly would you think so?"
"He called me GWEN! Arthur's the only person in Camelot who doesn't call me Gwen!"
"...so, basically you knocked your husband because he called you a nickname everyone in Camelot calls you." He gave her...the Eyebrow of DOOM.
Gwen quaked in her shoes. She mumbled, "Sorry... I promise not to do it again."
Gaius gave her a stern look. "I hope you don't." He walked away muttering, "Young people these days..."
AN: Hi peeps! This fic is based on Seedsiz's "The Horrors of the Silver Jug"(which is a chapter in his/her doc 'Seriously?') All credits for the idea go to him/her. I might update this if I have another plot bunny infestation...Remember, REVIEW OR GWEN WILL HIT YOU WITH HER JUG!
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