"Holy.... son... of.... a.... cupcake....."

Dark stared in awe at the mansion before his crimson eyes; it was larger than every house and building in Tokyo put together, with clusters of sweet smelling orange groves around the hedges. Towards the back, the unmistakable ocean sized pool greeted his eyes, complete with several surrounding hot tubs. Father back, he saw the construction of a roller coaster, towering thousands of feet into the sky before twisting violently and spinning the cars upside down for hundreds of feet before turning right ways up and soaring over the roof of the mansion.

There was even a kennel for Dark's collection of kittens and Oni's hoard of purebred dogs.

"Well, I take it you like it?" Oni grinned.

A bit of drool was starting to form in Dark's mouth.

"H-How did we get the money for this bitch?!?!" he nearly shrieked.

Oni chuckled, and Dark blushed; how he loved that sound.

"Well.... We're not the only investors if that's what you're thinking.... Our "roommates" are inside...."

"Roommates? Who?" Dark glanced around curiously.

"Well.... who are our friends that we've been visiting at the college?"

Dark's eyes widened even more.

"Y-You mean-!?" he gasped, delight clear in his eyes.

Oni nodded.

"And they-!?"

"Uh-huh."

"And we-!?"

"Yes, Dark."

"SCORE!!!!" Dark cheered, throwing his arms around Oni in a sudden embrace that knocked the two to the ground. Dark was latching his lips onto Oni's before he could be startled, and soon, the kiss of joy turned to that of passion and delight, and after several seconds, to which oxygen was needed, they broke apart.

"Well, damn, Dark... If I knew large ass mansions with built in movie theaters turned you on, I would have bought one ages ago...."

To this, Dark only smirked naughtily and dragged Oni to his feet.

"So, can we go check this place out?!"

"Yeah, but I suggest we tour the bar first...."

Dark's drooling became more pronounced.

"Then what are we waiting for!??!"

The shadow demon lunged across the enormous field, running as fast as if his ass were on fire.

Oni rolled his eyes, smiling, and was about to tear as after his boyfriend when a sudden ringing in his pocket alerted his attention to his cellphone. Flipping it open, he answered, "Watcha want?"

A smooth, velvet voice answered from the other side of the phone. "We're gonna be over there soon, Oni."

"Sure, fine. Don't forget to bring the XBox 360... I'm in dire need of videogames...."

"Dark's there, right?"

"He's already torn in ass into the house...."

"Okay, I take it he likes it?"

Unable to contain his smile, Oni replied, "He was elated."

"Has anyone else showed up yet?"

"Nah, not yet," Oni shook his head, though there really was no point. It's not like pressing a phone to your eye would allow you to see the other person at the end of the line....

"Oh, ok. Well, me and my uke-"

"HEY!!"

"-will be over rather soon. Oh, and we're bringing the Wii, too..... I so totally want to pwn you at Super Smash Bros...."

"Good luck," Oni scoffed.

"Well, go tend to that crazed shadow. See ya in ten."

Reception cut off, and Oni tucked his phone within his jeans and raced after Dark, who by now was probably in God knows where in that mansion.

"I'm gonna have to put a tracker on that kid...." Oni murmured, stepping into the mansion. Crystal chandeliers hung atop the roof, elegant candles tucked away atop the shelves where Dark's favorite books and mangas were kept and Oni's videogames stored.

He strolled slowly along the beautiful tiled floor, footsteps reverberating off the walls. Dark could be anywhere in here by now.....

"HEY, ONI! I FOUND MS. YUKI!!"

Dark came zooming into the room and collided with Oni, an adorable calico kitten slippipng from between his fingers and atop Oni's head. Dark removed his entangled limbs from Oni's and yelled, "MS. YUKI HAD KITTENS!!!"

Oni rubbed his forehead, causing the kitten to tumble onto his back; it mewed in indignation.

"Dark.... Isn't she a little too young?"

"Noooo....." Dark disagreed, stroking the kitten's back.

Oni shrugged; "Well, anyways, it's not my fault Ms. Yuki gets pregnant, so don't come running to me cuz she won't care for them....."

"But Oni.... You would help me take care of them!??"

"If Yuki-"

"MS. Yuki, Oni."

"Okay, if MS. Yuki is a whore, don't yell at me...."

Dark thumped Oni a good one on the back of his head.

"MS. YUKI IS NOT A WHORE!!!"

Something between a laugh and grimace decorated Oni's face.

"So you'd help me take care of them if Ms. Yuki couldn't?"

Rubbing his head, Oni replied, "Yeah...."

And suddenly, the door bell rang.

Ms. Yuki sped off down the hallway, striped tail erect. Dark was instantly pelting after her.

Oni rolled his eyes, amused, and made his way to the door. He opened it without hesitation.

"About time you showed up," Oni grinned.

Peering around his shoulder where the retreating form of Dark was just visible, the guest responded, "Have your hands full?"

"You don't know the half of it."

The guest grinned broadly, fangs gleaming in the late evening sunset. He turned to his partner beside him who flipped his mane of shoulder length black hair.

"So, ready to totally have your ass kicked at Brawl?"

"You bet, Zero."

"Kaname? You up for a game?"

Kaname smiled wickedly; "Two on two?"

Oni's eye sparkled. "I think Dark would enjoy that."

IEYC: Okay, so this is the beginning to Yaoi Mansion. Who are the others who are coming to see the mansion? You'll have to read to find out! But I will tell you this; nothing but YAOI YAOI YAOI COUPLES!!! Hmmm.... I guess you deserve to know from which fandoms....?

Legend of Zelda (You've already met Dark and Oni...)

Death Note

FFVII

Vampire Knight (you've already met Zero and Kaname....)

Inuyasha

Harry Potter

Black Cat

Bleach

Kingdom Hearts

Naruto

And you know what? There could always be more! So.... once you start meeting the Yaoi Couples, maybe you'll understand the connection between all of them....

Now, let's see some reviews, and I promise more yaoi goodness.....