~The Love Story Of Ari And Wilson~
Ari and Wilson were laying on the sand together the waves tickling their feet. However, the waves tickling their feet was nothing like the extreme nipple tickling they dive into in the bedroom. But sometimes they didn't do it in the bedroom, sometimes they did it on the beach, in the kitchen, even the potato-potty's at concerts. But that's another story. This story is about how they had their first child named, Titty Sprinkles. He was the most beautiful baby ever created. Now time to begin with the intense sex scene. Ari and Wilson had just gotten to their hotel after their wedding so you could say this is their honeymoon. Ari wanted to take a bath so she jumped into the tub spilling water everywhere. God dammit, Ari stop wasting water. Anyways, Wilson decides to go in there with her to get a little of her you know what. He walks into the bathroom and slowly removes his clothes. She turns and sees him. "What the hell are you doing, Wilson?" She asks. Wilson replies, "I just wanted to take a bath with you.." with a glum look on his face. "Oh fine." Ari says pulling back her knees to give him room. He hops into the tub eager to commence with his plans. He slowly rubs his hand up and down Ari's leg then moves up to her nipples. "You like this don't you, Ari?" Wilson asks. "You know I do!" She replies pulling Wilson on top of her. Since the rest of this scene is too dirty for children's eyes I have removed it so you won't be scarred for the rest of your life. Now then, let's skip to the day where Titty Sprinkles was born. "OH MY GOD THE PAIN YOU BITCH DRIVE ME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW BEFORE I RAPE YOU LIKE A BUNNY!" Ari screamed at the top of her lungs. Wilson helped her into their blue, gay ass, punchbuggy and drove to the hospital two blocks from their apartment. They entered the hospital and went into a tiny, grey colored room. The doctor soon entered and began the operation. After several hours of pain, screaming, and pushing(yes, I know that sounds wrong)baby Titty Sprinkles was born. When the umbilical cord was cut and the baby was cleaned the doctor asked "What would you like to name him?" "Titty Sprinkles." Ari and Wilson said in unison. In the end, Ari, Wilson, and Titty Sprinkles lived happily ever after. By the way, Wilson's penis sparkles more than Edward Cullen.
~The End~