Musings of Glorfindel
"Erestor."
"Yes, Glorfindel?"
"Are you busy?"
"Yes."
"Okay. Well, I had a question."
"What is it?"
"Say, a certain someone had eggs fall on them, and that certain someone had certain anger problems. What would be your best advise on the manner?"
"Glorfindel, what did you do?"
"Nothing, just wondering for future reference."
"Glorfindel."
"Alright, alright. Oh, what are you writing about?"
"I am replying to an invite for Elrond. Thranduil is having an meeting."
"What for?"
"Elrond spoke of it last night, do you not remember?"
"Uh... of course. Orcs and borders."
"You fell asleep again, didn't you?"
"In my defense, it was a bit boring. Could you give me an update?"
"No. You can find out later."
"Why? And why do you always hit yourself?"
"I wonder."
"Ha! So do I. It must have something to do with Elrond."
"Are you done?"
"Done what?"
"Talking?"
"No. I had a thought."
"That can't be good."
"Sometimes I wonder about you. Anyway. Humans. A very interesting subject. They are strange, in ways, different from us. Is it because they are mortal? Maybe that is why, maybe they understand they have little time compared to the time of the elves. How they manage to survive, to thrive, and make a place in the world. Such a short time, but some can leave such an impact in the world, like Isildur. I say Elrond should have thrown him into the fires of Mordor himself, but he says it would have started a war between races. I think no one would have know. What about you Erestor? Erestor? Erestor!? Are you even listening to me?!
"Hmm? Yes, of course. Eggs. I would say, just make a run for it."
"You were not listening to a word I said! Do you know why I come in here? Because you're the one who listens to me, everyone else ignores me. Unless I am telling stories of war and fighting. Sometimes I tire of those things, and you are the only one who talks to me, and no- why are you laughing?!"
"Of course I was listening to you! I have to say, sometimes you are the only one who listens to my rants."
"Oh, I did not know that. You have Elrond, Celebrian, and others."
"There are things I do not speak to them about. Glorfindel... this is hard for me to say. But, sometimes, it seems like you are my truest friend. Elrond is a friend, but he has so many other things to worry about."
"So, you are not mad about last week?"
"That was you!"
"Of course not! Well, I may have known a little about. Alright, alright, maybe known who did it. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! Fine! I may had a little input! PUT THAT LETTER OPENER DOWN! Okay, I admit it! It was my idea! DON'T KILL ME! Fine, please! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY! I DID IT! I DID IT!"
"I knew it!"
"How do you always manage to get stuff out of me?"
"Give me a good reason why I should not kill you right now!"
"Um... I'm your best friend?"
"Better."
"I'm the only one who listens to you."
"I'll get a cat."
"Cats die."
"I'll get another one."
"Cats don't bring you tea and sweets."
"Fine."
"Erestor."
"What?"
"Are you thirsty?"
"A little."
"Good, I will bring some tea."
"Don't drug it this time."
"When have I ever done that?"
"Yesterday."
"What makes you think I did it?"
"You made the tea, and delivered it to me."
"Oh, right. I promise not to poison the tea this time."
"Good. Wait, what do you mean by this time?! Glorfindel! Get back here right now! GLORFINDEL!"
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