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Killer Queen
I think, that the best way to describe Isabelle, would be - a Killer Queen. you know, like the
Queen song- Killer Queen.
She keeps Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
when Izzy offers someone her homemade cake, or cookies, or anything really, it's dangerous. it's very much like Marie Antoinette, she's obelivious to her mistake... (or not).
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
Isabelle have been raised in the Shadowhunters community, in a very old fashioned way- she's been raised to be a real lady- well except for her cooking. Maryse had made sure that Izzy won't ever be told to stay in the kitchen.
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
Izzy is an amazing shadowhuntress. the way she handles her whip, or a sephra blade, or a dagger, or any weapon really, is astonishing. When she fights, she looks like a deadly goddess.
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
From what I heard, before I met her, she was... well to say it bluntly, she was a whore. She slept around, and dated lots of Downlanders, just to spite her parents. But then, we came along- me and Clary- and in all the mess that went on around us, somehow, she noticed me. Geeky Simon.
perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
She is always dressed at her best. Skirts. Dresses. Boots. Always designer clothes, fitting her like a glove.
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
She is also deadly with her tongue. She is the Queen of sarcasm. Then again, growing up with Jace, she had a lot of practise...
Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild.
She's all out to get you
She is beautiful.
She is deadly.
she's a killer queen