Hello everyone Qrious here with a new Xover. First off before any one reads I'd like to say sorry for those that were waiting for an update on ROAF or Naru Zwei but my computer went all funky on me so this fic was done on a tablet. But the chapter for ROAF is about done so wait for that.
Second, this is only a side project but if you guys want more then I'll swap this with one the four main fics I'm doing.
And finally, please let me know if the characters are a bit too OOC, i mean they are bound to be somewhat OOC but i want to make sure they stay as close as possible to how their charactefr normally acts.
That's it so now please, enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Hyperdimension Neptunia.. If i did it would Nep Nep day everyday.
The Elemental Nations.
A land filled with conflict and Icha-Icha. Man has waged war in these land for countless years over petty things. Seeing how humanity butchers one another a princess from one of the kingdoms of men sought power, power to end the wars. She found it in the forbidden fruit of the God Tree or Shinju as it was called. Kaguya ate the fruit and used its powers to end all conflict and all was peaceful for a time. However, peace was not to last.
Decades later Kaguya gave birth to two sons who inherited her power, who the two boys father was is unclear, and taught them everything she knew about the power they have, Chakra. The two brothers, Hagoromo and Hamura, would soon enter battle against their mother. It was unclear as to why family of three ended as enemies and their were numerous scholars at the time that had differing answers to one another. Some think that the brothers wanted to spread Chakra to which their mother vehemently refused to do, others think that Kaguya was doing something that caused the brothers to go against her and there was even one that Kaguya thought that the brothers were the ones up to no good.
Whatever the truth maybe one thing was certain, the God Tree rampaged across the lands, Kaguya got sealed up, Hagoromo spread Chakra through Ninshū and later disappeared same with his brother and nine monstrosities known as Tailed Beasts roamed the land.
But that is not what this story is about, no, this story is about the unknown lands east of the seas of Elemental Nations. There are little to no records about it thus this place slowly turned to legend then myth, the name of this place: Gamindustri.
From what little records show it says that Gamindustri is a fairly peaceful place filled with rather strange creatures, even dragons were said to have live there, FREAKIN' DRAGONS!
...Ahem, apologies. As I was saying, no explorer has ever tried to set sail in search of this 'Utopia', mainly because at some point any ship that sailed towards the east found their ship ripped apart either by a storm, sharks or it would sink for no reason at all. But there is one man who has claimed to have been their, who was this you ask? Why it was none other than the Super Pervert himself, Jiraiya the Toad Sage.
Unlike the other sailers who usually sailed Elemental Nations then East and finally Gamindustri which always failed he did Elemental Nations then Northeast then East and finally Gamindustri. Although his journey once he got home to report about his journey to the Sandaime four years later (He got back 10 years after Kyuubi attack) was met with skepticism since he said, and i quote 'Was greeted by a rampaging transforming loli' end quote, and when they asked the name of said transforming loli he said her name was blank. The Konoha council all agreed to make Jiraiya undergo a few months of therapy.
But Jiraiya told them that he wasn't joking and that he said Blanc not blank. But the council would not hear any of it. It wasn't until three years later that someone eventually believed him and that someone is his apprentice Naruto Uzumaki son of his late student Minato Namikaze, not that the brat knows he's Minato's son.
And here we are another three years later inside Konoha's council chambers with the councilors screaming in protest at Naruto and Tsunade, the Godaime Hokage, trying to calm things down. It was only a few weeks after the 4th Shinobi war was won, lives were lost, lilvelihoods ruined and cities and villages crumbled. But what you guys want to know is why the Konoha council is an uproar with Naruto in the middle.
This is what basically happened.
Tsunade sighed another day, another meeting, another headache 'I wish something would happen.' she thought tiredly while rubbing her forehead.
The council doors suddenly flew open and in came Naruto stomping loudly with a dark aura around his body that made any protest from hij barging in die in their throats. He walked to the center of the room in front of Tsunade wkth his bangs covering his eyes and stood their for a while not saying anything.
No one dared say anything or else he direct his attention towards them. Tsunade gulped "Um, Na-"
Naruto's head towads her with *whack* that made her jump slightly in her seat, thought she wouldn't admt it, everyone was surprised when Naruto suddenly shouted "I'M GOING ON VACATION!"
"..."
"..."
"HUUUHHHHH!?" the entire council shouted and then came the protests which ranged from
"Shinobi don't take vacations!"
"Vacations are a myth!"
"Why are we shouting!?"
While the council was behaving like monkeys Tsunade tried to reign them in with Naruto looking more and more irritated by the minute with a growing tick mark on his head "If you would-"
"Shut up!"
"I want cake!"
"Seriously why are we shouting!"
*SNAP*
Naruto grabbed Tsunade's table and threw it at the shouting councilmen and women effectively shutting them up. Normally this would be the time that ANBU would drop from the ceiling and apprehend Naruto but they knew one thing, Naruto is an Uzumaki, and one unwritten rule for all people in the E.N is to never piss off an Uzumaki or go between an Uzumaki and his prey.
Naruto nodded in satisfaction at his work which made everyone that do not currently have a concussion sweatdrop "Now as I was saying I am going on vacation and it is in my rights to do so."
"And on what rights do you base this on?" a male Naruto's age asked. The man is wearing the standard jonin uniform for Konohin nin and the mans hair is styled in way similar to a pineapple, this man is Shikamaru Nara.
Naruto fished a red booklet from his pocket titled 'Shinobi Guidelines for Idiots' "Look on Article 8390.71-94b/592 under the 'Shinobi Garments Guideline."
Shikamru flipped a few pages and found the article Naruto mentioned, the letter were small but he is able yo read it and read it he did for the entire council tp hear "Shinobi Vacation Article 8390.71-94b/592; This article states that if the shinobi in question is a Jinchūriki then the alloted vacation time formula for said individual is as follows: 1 wk. is equal to 1 mo. of vacation time. As signed by the First kage of every hidden village. (≧∇≦)"
Silence ensued.
"I thought Jinchūriki were hated back then, no offense Uzumaki-san." the Hyuuga head Hiashi said then apologized.
"None taken, regardless I am taking my fifteen years worth of vacation days and I'm gonna enjoy it, good bye!" Naruto then started to walk out leaving a room of speechless councilors and a headache-induced coma Tsunade.
As he is walking throught the streets of Konoha with a victorious air around him he partner Kurama asked him a question "I know you just convinced, read forced, the council to let you take a vacation but do you even know where you're going?"
'Of course I do silly fox, I'm gonna go to that place that Ero-sennin told me all those years ago."
"You meam Gamindustri?"
'Yup."
"Do you even know how to get there?"
'Nope.'
Kurama sweatdrop at his partners carefree attitude. He also can't believe that the brat really plans to go through with what he plans to go through, you see what knows that the council doesn't is that Naruto isn't just taking a vacation, he's taking a permanent vacation. From what his partner remembers from Jiraiya's stories is that entrance to Gamindustri is very hard and that it was only by a stroke of luck did the perverted sage even got to set foot in the place. And that means that he wilk be unreachable by the people that Konoha would send his way, if they even knew where to look, the people in the E.N that knows about Gaimndustri is three people: Naruto and the Konoha advisors, if they have'nt kicked the bucket already.
"I suddenly feel the urge to stop from doin this."
"Mou~, don't worry Kurama everything will work out fine.' Naruto reassured the fox.
Kurama raised a giant eyebrow skeptically, Naruto sensimg his skepticism elaborated 'I'll be doing the same thing Jiraiya did, only I'll be coming in from the south instead of North, so no biggie~.'
"That doesn't exactly inspire confidence in me.." Kurama stated with a sweatdrop. Jiraiya's trip, as he says, ended wkth the man meeting a transforming youn girl named Blanc and he felt the same fate would befall Naruto only much worse. At least-
'I mean what could possibly go wrong?'
"FUCK!"
The duo's famous last words
Two Weeks Later
Sea Travel: Elemental Nations Southeast East - Current
Stormy Seas \ ( o Δ o ) /
A day after he announced to the shinobi council of his plans to take a vacation Konoha was in uproar, the same could be said for the other hidden villages. After all, Shinobi don't take time off from work unless they are either pregnant, wounded or dead so to know that Naruto could legally take a vacation was a big thing. The normal Shinobi forces tried to find in the handbook if they could do the same and Shikamaru found out they could but... Well it went like this: 1 week of work for the regular shinobi is equal to a minute of vacation time. To say it wasn't received well is an understatement.
A few days later his friends confronted him on why he even wanted to go on vacation and his answer was "If anybody in thus continent deserves a time off I'm one of them." And it's true because in a way even when he wasn't working he was working, after all as a Jinchūchuriki it was his 'job' to make sure Kurama stays in the seal and go off in a rampage and he's been doing that literally after his birth. And if you take take that into account he actually has 80 years worth of vacation time but since he really has no plan on going back to the E.N.
Don't get him wrong he would want more than anything to go back after but the presence of Jinchūriki and the Bijū could potentially spark another conflict so he and the other Bijū all decided to move to Gamindustri, if the place truly existed, with Yuki staying behind until Killer Bee passes away. Speaking of the other Biju
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
"Urusai Isobu!"
"I wanna make something go splat."
"I wish my acid could only melt clothes."
"If I'm part dolphin maybe I could swim.."
"KURAMA FIGHT ME!"
"I have an itch that needs to be scratched~"
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET GET A DINGHY!"
Yep, the other bijū are inside him and are to be released once they make landfall.
And now aweek into their journey and five days after they left port our blond haired protagonist now finds himseld in the middle of a storm with Kurama raging in his head at his choice of ship which in hindsight the kitsune had all rights to complain. Why the hell did he go with a dinghy anyway! I mean sure it was cheap but dinghies and stormy seas do not mix well together.
'Just hold on for a bit more.' from what he could remember of Jiraiya's story the voyage only really took him a week, but what Jiraiya failed to mention to Naruto was that his boat sank a week into the voyage and he woke up in a forest in Gamindustri and later met Blanc. So yeah, Naruto is sailing towards unconsciousness and later greeting.
"Ga- *gurgle gurgle*" Naruto is thrown off his boat by a strong wave and into the dark cold waters of the ocean, he found himself getting dragged by a current and he tried to swim against it to no avail. His face started to go blue due to a lack of oxygen and soon he slipped into unconsciousness, the last thing he heard was the bijū all screaming something.
Gamindustri, Otori Forest
It is quite a refreshing day in Otori Forest and strolling throught the forest are two people, one of them has a sleepy smile on their face while the other person is rather small and is riding on a book with a wide eyed horrified expression on her face.
The first person has fair-pale skin and bright pink eyes. Her hair is about waist length with very wild, messy bangs framing her face while her hair looks to be worn down, but in a very thick/big braid held with a pastel pink frilled ribbon.
She is wearing an odd outfit, consisting of a very loose powder blue top with a frilled neck segment with a bright pink-purple bow and a long white segment in the center held with a white multi-piece belt with a purple piece in the center. At the top on the sleeve sides are pink cloth segments with ruffled white lining and a single white stripe on each piece. Her dress has small sleeves with button-clasp, making it look like a shirt pair of overalls. On each sleeve is a peach and white line, while the sleeves cuff buttons to the upper segment of sleeve, most likely to keep them from being too long. She is also wearing an uneven length white skirt piece that looks longer in back, and opened in the middle. Along with pink and white striped socks and pink bear shaped fuzzy slippers. She looks like a soldier ready for bed time. Her name is Plutia a newly made Goddess of Gaimdustri.
With her is a fair skinned girl with dull blue eyes and soft blonde hair is loosely held by pigtails, she is also wearing a light purple head piece that resembles a baby bonnet with white and light yellow detailing. Her pigtails are held with cyan ribbons and her ear pieces are pink. Her dress is light colored and has childish details like ruffles, a bib-like area, and a cyan bow at the neck. She has white stockings/panty-hose on with purple and white shoes, each with a pink orb on them. She also has wings that resemble butterfly wings. This is Histoire, oracle to Plutia.
Why is her face looking like she just went through something bad, well-
"No, no I don't want to remember! /( T Δ T )/"
But-
"NO! ＼(*｀∧´)／"
All right jeez, anyways the reason Histoire is a Scardystoire is because of her companion Plutia. Although I have no idea why Histoire would be so scared of the girl.
"You didn't see what happened earlier Author-san, I thought I was gonna fie back there. (/´Д｀)/"
"Histoire... who are you talking to...?"
"E-EH! A-Ahaha n-no one Plutia (*^ｰ^)" Histoire hurriedly answered. Plutia looked at her with that same sleepy smile she always has which was creing her out to be honest.
"Okay..." and she walked away.
Histoire let out a sigh of relief but had to once again hold her breath when she heard Plutia call her name. She floated towards Plutia's voice and found her hunched over beside a young boy with blond hair wearing clothing that is a tad bit too large for him by the river unconscious. Plutia is currently prodding the boy with a stick trying to see if the boy is still alive. She sighed and floated down towards the boys hand and checked if there was a pulse. She found it but it was weak, she figured they'd need to get him to a doctyor but therein laid the problem, how the hell were they going to carry the boy-
"Well this quite a sight." Histoire and the unconscious boy shivered when they heard the voice with Histoire sweating nervously, hopefully her attention isn't on her.
Standing where Plutia was a minute ago is a woman with long dark, purple colored hair. Her eyes are a shade of pink . She is wearing a black outfit with pink accessories consisting of a tank top like bustier piece with very thin straps and button-like pieces with multiple holes in the center, a neck piece with a glowing line and pink line below it, small straps connecting to her bikini bottom piece, almost shoulder length gloves with multiple pink pieces, and long boot like parts connecting to the outfit by the outer piece. She also has on pink and black thin earrings. She has a dominatrix aura around her that would make masochists faint just from being around her. This is Iris Heart, Plutia's CPU form.
Iris Heart picked the boy up and took a good look at him, when she saw the whisker marks on the boys face her eyes gleamed in a way that made Histoire feel sorry for the boy. As for Iris Heart, she felt that the collar she has will finally get some use.
AAANNNDDD DONE!
Well that's the first chapter, I do hope i managed to atleast write Histoire, Plutia and Iris Heart correctly.
Pairimg is undecided for now but leaning towards Noire but feel free to send suggestions. And in case some didn't notice this takes place in Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3.
And as always leave a fave, follow or review. This is Qrious, signing out.