Deadpool. THE MOST badass person in the entire world. Amazing powers and twisted sense of humor. Lets not forget that he's the ultimate sex machine. Even thought he looks like and avocado had sex with another avocado, he still damn awesome.
One day our favorite most badass anti-hero here was getting payed to kill a guy that recently developed a time machine his name was DAVE! DUN DUN DUNNN.
Deadpool was heading to unalive this guy in his signature ride. THE TAXI RAN BY THE INDIAN GUY.
When he got there he yelled out "CUE THE MUSIC" then X gon give it to ya, started playing as his background music.
He went in and relized he forgot him armor bag.
"WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS DO THIS" "FINE! then lets do it old school, one man 2 katanas"
As the music continued playing he fought off hundreds of guards with just his 2 swords.
One of the Guards shot him in the ass but he got what he deserved.
Until suddenly...
BOOM!
There was a big explosion and all deadpool saw was a bright light.
000
Deadpool woke up in a side of a storage looking beach with a cliff right I front of it, from the top of the cliff smoke was coming out. So there must've been doe, people that could help him identify where he was.
He didn't recognize the place, it look like it haven't been touched by modern human beings. He hears yelling coming from the top. He runs down and dugs down behind a bush in order to hear the conversation of the odd looking people. The were wearing round hats with horns in the top, almost all of them. The were wearing A LOT of clothes, layers of it, well it made sense it was REALLY cold.
"Maybe I'm close to Antarctica or something"
Almost all the men had HUGE beards. They looked like they never shaved before.
"Who the hell are these people, they look sooo lower class"
And there houses, they were made of wood, and slightly medal. They looked so old. Some of the houses were on fire and others were completely destroyed, wow they looked like the been attacked by and army.
"What made this mess" He started listening to the conversation.
There was a HUGE dude yelling at a really REALLY small other dude, he looked young and skinny, the huge dude was yelling at him.
I listened closely.
"EVERY TIME YOU GO OUTSIDE DISASTER FALLS. WHY CANT YOU FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST ORDERS!" Said the huge dude
The small boy whispered but loud enough to so Deadpool could hear him.
"I don't know dad, I see a dragon and I have to just kill it, it's who I am"
'what in the ass' Deadpool thought to himself 'Dragons? Like what the hell and now I understand the huge dude is the small dude FATHER?! Wow it must be super embarrassing to get yelled at in public I almost want to kill the huge dude, but seriously DRAGONS' Deadpool chuckled a little.
The day he saw a dragons was the day he would either show mercy to someone or call himself ugly hahhahah NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
Deadpools POV
"Make sure that he gets home I have his mess to clean up" said the huge dude to another slightly smaller dude that had a really bad looking fake arm and leg. With blonde hair, and a Medal tooth sticking out of his mouth. I saw the small adburned hair boy follow the medal tooth guy without even fighting or at lest saying 'But'.
Thats weird if that were me I would be like ' Listing fat motherfucker you ain't the boss of my scrawny ass, I do what I want, when I want and where I want it' wow that dude is really weak, now that I see him a little closer.
He followed the dude through a path and while he was walking a saw a group of smaller people than the others all still slightly bigger than the small dude. One of them said.
"That was quite the performance" he had long blonde hair and a round face, there was a girl next to him that looked almost the same as he did LITERALLY.
The another said "I've never seen anyone mess up that badly, That helped!." He looked kind of short, he had one of those weird looking hats on and his hair was tucked in it, he look d strong, he had a couple of muscles in there.
They were making fun of the little guy, I think he gets bullied.
Wow that was kind of depressing, I'm gonna go and follow the little guy maybe he could help me without freacking out and trying to kill me mostly because he really doesn't look like much of a threat.
I followed him to a REALLY big house on top of the hill he and the medal tooth guy were first talking on the front door but then he went inside.
I can't go inside his house or can I...
But I suddenly saw his escape from the back door... That makes so much more sense, seriously this is unacceptable I have to teach this kid how to fight, he's just gonna be a doormat all his life , and I want to prevent it, sure I'm Deadpool and I'm only good in killing people but...
What if I could have a little apprentice
Someone to continue my Deadpool name after I die...
wait...I CANT DIE.
H well I guess just a little apprentice to work with me and work for me. But j have to explain how I got here and I need him to tell me what's going on witch I know he will.
-1 hour later-
I've been following him for over an hour trying to make sure he goes far away enough to so I can introduce myself.
"I've been looking for over an hour and still nothing, Why do the gods hate me"
Its time...
"Heyyyy I'm Deadpool" I shouted at him.
He jumped and said "Who's there, SHOW YOURSELF"
Well whatever the kid wanted, I walked out of the bush and let the boy see me.
"Oh my Thor, please don't hurt, I-I I'll do anything you ask"
OMG this kid has got A LOT learn.
"Wow ok listen, I'm here to tell you something very messed, prepare to have the most weird and most awesome conversation of your life, I just want to talk" I said kinda loudly.
"Y-Yes sir" he said. Wow, just wow. This kid is to respectful. I'll have to change that.
I Explained everything to him, that I'm from the the future, btw I already discovered that there Vikings sooo who cares, any way I kept Explaining him that I'm a mercenary or a trained assassin, how ever you want to call it.
He seemed a little scared when I told him I kill people for money, but there bad people so who cares.
I told him about my healing factor, he didn't believe that I can't die at first but then I stabbed my self in the heart with my katana and I cut off my right arm of, he screamed, and I told him it was ok, I heal really fast it dose t hurt, then after that he started at me in awe and he watched you arm grow back.
" are you a god" he asked me. I was a little flattered by the question.
"No, I'm not a god, believe it or not I'm just like you, I'm normal human being, I just have a healing factor that's all, I heal in less then 2 seconds"
He stared at me with amazement.
"What do you want from me"
"I saw how those people back there treated you, and I want it to stop, I'm not going back to the present anytime soon, so I'm gonna spent every hour of my day t train you to become the Deadpool of this time your gonna learn to fight like I do, I can kill an entire army with my two katanas a right here, and Hiccup I want to train you, to kill to assassinate. But I must warn you, if you choose to do this you will not be a hero you will be an anti-hero, your a bad guy that gets played to fuck up worst guys, Hiccup by doing this you will have to end countless lives, you will kill man, women or children if it's needed to reach your goal, also I have the most badass twisted sense of humor, so your gonna have to be funny and/or sarcastic."
Hiccup looked at me wipe-eyed not knowing what to say.
"If you need tie event to think about it I completely under-"
"Yes, I choose this life but may I please live here in berk"
"Yes you can, I will be living here at the forest whenever you have free time you come right here straight away, and that's an order mini-Deadpool"
"SIR YES SIR" he smiled and I smiled under my mask but I do also have to show him how I look like, here goes nothing.
" Hiccup remember when I told you that the only downside to having this healing factor in the fact that I look like a testicle with teeth" he nodded and laughed a little in what I said
I took off my mask and he shirked again.
"Yeah I know but I'm still sexy, I actually HAVE a girlfriend"
"Whatever when do we start training"
"Tomorrow, meet me in this very spot to start"
"Yes "
"Good luck, Cause you'll need it if I'm gonna be your teacher.
000
Something that's been in my mind for a few months.
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