The Day Xelloss Would NOT Shut Up
Xelloss: Hello, I'm Xelloss, and I am the Mazoku of the Month!!!
Zelas: *sighs*
Zorom: I'd say the lad deserves the prize…maybe…
Tiiba: I'm the great Tiiba and he gets the award?!
Xelloss: I'm going to show all of my friends!!!
Phibrizzo: I should've gotten that award…I'M THE HELLMASTER!!!
Zelas: You gotta be kidding I'M Hellmaster!!!
Zorom: To be exact, I am the Hellmaster…
Zelas and Phibrizzo: SHUT UP!
Meanwhile…Xelloss goes to meet Zel and the others. Zel was so conveniently reading a book on how to reverse curses. Lina was eating (as usual) along with Gourry. Amelia was practicing justice speeches. Sylphiel was preparing the food for all of them to eat, still heartbroken about the incident in Sairaag. Filia was practicing new ways to slam Xelloss across the head with good ol' Mace-sama.
Xelloss: Hey, guys! Guess what?
Filia on impact ran to him and slammed him with her mace. Gourry's brain stopped again, trying to figure out what Filia has against Xelloss.
Xelloss: I'm the Mazshoku of the Monsshhhh…
With that, he faints from the beating Filia gave him.
Zelgadis: Good job, Filia!
Amelia: Should I lift my leg like this…? Or like this…?
Sylphiel: *softly* The chicken's done…
Lina and Gourry: MORE FOOD!!
Gourry: *with a mouthful of food* Hey Lina!
Lina: Yeah, Gourry?
Gourry: Why are your breathth (breasts) tho thmall?
Lina gives Gourry the "Shut up or I will kill you" look.
Xelloss: Anyways, I am the Mazoku of the Month!!! I get to boss everyone around for ONE WHOLE MONTH!!!
Zel: Yeah…nice…
Zel gets caught up in his book again.
Amelia: Maybe you shouldn't boss them around…you should LEAD THEM ON THE ROAD TO JUSTICE!!! *weird echoey effect takes place*
Xelloss: *twitches* Yeah…whatever you say…anyway, I had to accomplish 134,000 tasks to achieve this rank!!! Only 136,000 more until I am the MAZOKU OF THE YEAR!!!!
Lina: I'm thrilled for you…
Zel: Why the hell would WE care?
Gourry: Lina…?
Lina: WHAT?!
Gourry: Why does Luna have bigger breasts than you do…?
Lina: Grrrrr…SHUT THE HELL UP OR I WILL KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: Okay, okay…geez
All of a sudden, Shabranigdo appears. He leans down towards Xelloss.
Shabranigdo: Congratulations! You have completed your 134,001th task!
Amelia: What would that be Mr. Shabranigdo? *a waveryness is detected in her voice*
Shabranigdo: He has irritated the hell out of you, didn't he?
Zel: That much is true.
Xelloss: YAY! ANOTHER TASK COMPLETED!!!
Sylphiel doesn't pay any mind to Shabranigdo or the conversation. She is thinking about what Kopii Rezo did to Sairaag. Just then Rezo and Kopii Rezo appear.
Rezo: Are you sure they're here?
Kopii: Positive! They're right there!
Rezo walks up to Xelloss.
Rezo: I heard about your promotion…
Xelloss: YAY!!! I'M FAMOUS NOW!!!
Filia: Shut up, you Namagomi!!
Filia beats Xelloss with the help of her beloved sidekick, Mace-sama!
Xelloss: Anywaysh…I am…
A large 3-D sign that says Mazoku of the Month appears.
Xelloss: MAZOKU OF THE MONTH!!!! *makes a classic Amelia pose*
Amelia: Hey, Mr. Xelloss! That's MY pose!!! Why did you steal my pose?
Xelloss: *shrugs* Sore wa Himitsu Desu?
Amelia: Figures…
Zel: Xelloss, WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT THE MAZOKU OF THE MONTH CRAP?!?!?!?!?!?!
Lina: Whoa…
Gourry: Talk about a bad day…
Shabranigdo: …Uhhh…leaving…?
With that, Shabranigdo leaves. Gourry steals Lina's chicken.
Lina: ! HEY! NO FAIR!!! THAT'S MY CHICKEN!!!
Lina casts the famous Dragon Slave on Gourry, leaving a pile of ashes.
Lina: Whoops…
Zel: Lina…!
Lina: !!! THE SWORD OF LIGHT IS FINALLY MINE!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Sylphiel wakes up, realizing she cried herself to sleep, leaving the food to burn…she notices the pile of Gourry.
Sylphiel: Miss Lina…?! Did you do this to dear Gourry?
Lina: *points to Zel*
Zel: It wasn't me, it was definitely Lina.
Sylphiel pounces on Lina, throwing punches at her. Xelloss gets beaten by Mace-sama again. Zel reads into the book again. The author has now decided to give his brain away to charity…thus ends this fanfic.
Xelloss: Hello, I'm Xelloss, and I am the Mazoku of the Month!!!
Zelas: *sighs*
Zorom: I'd say the lad deserves the prize…maybe…
Tiiba: I'm the great Tiiba and he gets the award?!
Xelloss: I'm going to show all of my friends!!!
Phibrizzo: I should've gotten that award…I'M THE HELLMASTER!!!
Zelas: You gotta be kidding I'M Hellmaster!!!
Zorom: To be exact, I am the Hellmaster…
Zelas and Phibrizzo: SHUT UP!
Meanwhile…Xelloss goes to meet Zel and the others. Zel was so conveniently reading a book on how to reverse curses. Lina was eating (as usual) along with Gourry. Amelia was practicing justice speeches. Sylphiel was preparing the food for all of them to eat, still heartbroken about the incident in Sairaag. Filia was practicing new ways to slam Xelloss across the head with good ol' Mace-sama.
Xelloss: Hey, guys! Guess what?
Filia on impact ran to him and slammed him with her mace. Gourry's brain stopped again, trying to figure out what Filia has against Xelloss.
Xelloss: I'm the Mazshoku of the Monsshhhh…
With that, he faints from the beating Filia gave him.
Zelgadis: Good job, Filia!
Amelia: Should I lift my leg like this…? Or like this…?
Sylphiel: *softly* The chicken's done…
Lina and Gourry: MORE FOOD!!
Gourry: *with a mouthful of food* Hey Lina!
Lina: Yeah, Gourry?
Gourry: Why are your breathth (breasts) tho thmall?
Lina gives Gourry the "Shut up or I will kill you" look.
Xelloss: Anyways, I am the Mazoku of the Month!!! I get to boss everyone around for ONE WHOLE MONTH!!!
Zel: Yeah…nice…
Zel gets caught up in his book again.
Amelia: Maybe you shouldn't boss them around…you should LEAD THEM ON THE ROAD TO JUSTICE!!! *weird echoey effect takes place*
Xelloss: *twitches* Yeah…whatever you say…anyway, I had to accomplish 134,000 tasks to achieve this rank!!! Only 136,000 more until I am the MAZOKU OF THE YEAR!!!!
Lina: I'm thrilled for you…
Zel: Why the hell would WE care?
Gourry: Lina…?
Lina: WHAT?!
Gourry: Why does Luna have bigger breasts than you do…?
Lina: Grrrrr…SHUT THE HELL UP OR I WILL KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: Okay, okay…geez
All of a sudden, Shabranigdo appears. He leans down towards Xelloss.
Shabranigdo: Congratulations! You have completed your 134,001th task!
Amelia: What would that be Mr. Shabranigdo? *a waveryness is detected in her voice*
Shabranigdo: He has irritated the hell out of you, didn't he?
Zel: That much is true.
Xelloss: YAY! ANOTHER TASK COMPLETED!!!
Sylphiel doesn't pay any mind to Shabranigdo or the conversation. She is thinking about what Kopii Rezo did to Sairaag. Just then Rezo and Kopii Rezo appear.
Rezo: Are you sure they're here?
Kopii: Positive! They're right there!
Rezo walks up to Xelloss.
Rezo: I heard about your promotion…
Xelloss: YAY!!! I'M FAMOUS NOW!!!
Filia: Shut up, you Namagomi!!
Filia beats Xelloss with the help of her beloved sidekick, Mace-sama!
Xelloss: Anywaysh…I am…
A large 3-D sign that says Mazoku of the Month appears.
Xelloss: MAZOKU OF THE MONTH!!!! *makes a classic Amelia pose*
Amelia: Hey, Mr. Xelloss! That's MY pose!!! Why did you steal my pose?
Xelloss: *shrugs* Sore wa Himitsu Desu?
Amelia: Figures…
Zel: Xelloss, WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT THE MAZOKU OF THE MONTH CRAP?!?!?!?!?!?!
Lina: Whoa…
Gourry: Talk about a bad day…
Shabranigdo: …Uhhh…leaving…?
With that, Shabranigdo leaves. Gourry steals Lina's chicken.
Lina: ! HEY! NO FAIR!!! THAT'S MY CHICKEN!!!
Lina casts the famous Dragon Slave on Gourry, leaving a pile of ashes.
Lina: Whoops…
Zel: Lina…!
Lina: !!! THE SWORD OF LIGHT IS FINALLY MINE!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Sylphiel wakes up, realizing she cried herself to sleep, leaving the food to burn…she notices the pile of Gourry.
Sylphiel: Miss Lina…?! Did you do this to dear Gourry?
Lina: *points to Zel*
Zel: It wasn't me, it was definitely Lina.
Sylphiel pounces on Lina, throwing punches at her. Xelloss gets beaten by Mace-sama again. Zel reads into the book again. The author has now decided to give his brain away to charity…thus ends this fanfic.