(This is My first attempt at FanFiction so let me know how I did)
"STRIP THE FLESH"-Normal speech
'I'm Hungry'-Normal thoughts
" . "-Speech over radio/Frostbite's Speech
'Why Didn't I Think Of That?'-Frostbite's thoughts/Krieg's inner thoughts
As Krieg and Zer0 charged the mighty Warrior Zer0 had a thought pass through his head "How did I end up here?". You see it started about a month ago when Zer0 was aboard a Hyperion train heading for a real challenge. He looked around him and saw who all was there, a short Mexican looking man who was built like a tank who was currently doing pull ups on the top bar of the luggage rack, next there was a mid age looking woman who was curled up on the seat reading a book Zer0 noticed she had strange markings after staring intently at them he realized that she was a SIREN, one of the legendary six females that could kill an entire army with a single thought. Next was a grown man who looked like he was military personality but the strange thing is that he was rubbing and muttering to a strange box. Finally there was a strange girl who appeared to be 18 but that was not the strange thing the strange thing is that she had a robotic arm and was tinkering with it. As the headed out on the train they suddenly hit a bump "Huh I wonder what that was?" asked the Soldier. As they hit that bump the sign that previously said "Welcome Vault Hunters" and had a picture of Hyperion's C.E.O Handsome Jack smiling fell and revealed another saying "…To Your Doom! (Nothing Personal). It also changed his face from a warm smile to sinister smirk. As the first sign fell two Hyperion GUN Loaders started up and opened fire upon the Vault Hunters as they sprinted down the hallway. The Soldier turned and threw the box that he was previously mumbling to on the roof and it opened up to reveal a turret that proceeded to lay waste to the loaders. He then turned and fire a rocket down the hallway the Siren narrowly dodged it as it impacted the loaders she turned and grabbed one in her power and proceeded to throw it out the train car's wall the midget was climbing along the outer wall when the loader busted through the wall he jumped back through the wall and pulled out two Vladof Spiniguns and shout down 10 loaders before he screamed at the top of his lungs "COME AND GET ME PENDAJOS!". Meanwhile atop the train two engineers thought they got the drop on Zer0. One engineer went for a punch and when he made contact Zer0 dispersed into ones and zer0s (Ha see what I did there) then the real Zer0 appeared behind them and stabbed the first engineer through the back and jumped over him and kicked the second one into his sword effectively killing them both. About 20 feet further the teen girl had made a motion with her robotic hand and out of nowhere a giant robot appeared and was chopping up JET loaders left and right with what appeared to be digistruct claws after they finished they all regrouped in front of the last door of the train as the all stacked up the Solider kicked open the door and revealed the car full of TNT and a mannequin of Handsome Jack that said "It's cute that y'all think that you're the heroes of this little adventures, but your not. Welcome to Pandora kiddos!". Then as all of the Vault Hunters turned to run the TNT went off and things went black.
Once Zer0 started to regain conscious he realized two things 1)He was still alive and 2(Everything was white. Where was he? Was he dead? No he is in too much pain to be dead. He started to hear groans and strings of curses some were in Spanish and some were in English he figured that the soldier and the short angry man had survived but did his other two companions? As he tried to get up he discovered a weight on him he felt around and discovered it was the small teen with the robotic limb he pushed her out of the way and she responded with a "Hey asshole I'm still alive!". "My apologize/I thought you were dead/Can you please get up?" Responded Zer0 in his cryptic way. As they all started waking up a little robot shows up saying "Great – Another dead Vault Hunter Jacks been busy. Wait you're not dead! YES! Now I can finally get of this Frozen glaciar Clap-Trap your metaphorical ship has finally come in! Allow me to introduce myself - I am a CL4P-TP steward robot, but my friends call me Claptrap! Or they would, if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place! Oh - I've got something for you! He then handed Zer0 and the girl an ECHO device. As the system booted up he got a chance to look around and noticed the short stocky man from earlier impaled on ironically an arm of a Hyperion Loader with his intestines scattered about in front of him the girl saw what he was looking at and released a gasp of shock "Oh My God tha—" she would have continued had she not started to wretch uncontrollably Zer0 rushed over and started to hold her hair back as he was unfamiliar on how to comfort people in distress. After about two minutes she calmed down enough to function properly they noticed out of the corner of their eye movement Zer0 and the girl rushed over to where they saw the movement and saw the sirens legs so they each grabbed a leg and pulled and out she came "ThankyouThankyouThankyou I thought I was going to die down there!" exclaimed the distressed women. "No need to worry/I don't abandon my comrades/My name is Zer0." Replied the Assassin "Names Gaige the greatest Engineer alive!" replied the Mechromancer. "My name is Maya thanks again for the save." Said the siren they were going to continue their introduction had an annoying voice not interrupted "Over Here Just Follow The SOOTHING Sound Of My Voice (1)" Yelled Clap-Trap "Let's get going before he starts yelling again" came the dejected response of Gaige.